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Saket Dalal
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Conducter ek Bacche se:-
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Tum hamesha Darwaje me khade rahte ho,
Tumhara Baap Chokidar hai kya.?
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Baccha:-
Tu hamesa Paise mangta hai,
Tera Baap Bhikhari hai kya..? :-P
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shut up..!! u bloody ass..
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yupp..i do TUK TUK..until every1 DIE..
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Aim in life must be "6543210"

Let me explain

6-digit income
5-days work
4-wheeler vehicle
3-BHK flat
2-cute children
1-sweetheart
0-tension..
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thanx..
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K.G.Boy:- mam may I go to toilet?

Mam:- No, A-Z sunao fir jana.

Boy:- ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.

Mam:- P,O,T,Y kaha h?

Boy:- mere chaddi me nikal gai:p
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u r not dirty..??..??
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Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai..
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Der exists a place at every corner of wrld wer almst all frnds recommend othr 1 to visit...
dat place commonly known as..
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Bhad Me Jaa...... :);-)
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yupp..
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Height 0f Medical PJ:

If A Boy Has 'Magnetic Personality'

&

Still He Can't Attract The Desired
Girl..
Then That Means..

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Larki Me IRON ki Kami Hai.. :P
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the boy shall become more attractive
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The most embarrassing moment
for a
boy
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Jab wo apni mom ko apne frnds
ki pic
dikha raha ho
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Aur jese hi uske ''GF'' ki pic samne
aye
to uski mom kahe
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''ye bandaariya kaun hai! xD
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trully said
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Up coming movies

1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke kyo kiya
8. mere brother ki profile
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