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Damn! Funny
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Your TL can't be awesome without me
Your TL can't be awesome without me

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Marriage is permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you.

At the beach, looking at all these fit young people, with their perfect bodies and perfect tans and I think "I wish I could be a shark".

Why are you acting so weird lately?
-women, regardless of how we're acting.

Sometimes I wish I was attractive and then other times i still wish I was attractive.

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______When your single, all you see are happy couples. When you’re in a relationship you wonder what the hell all those couples were so happy about. ______I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife....

Happy new year! Thanks for the love and support over the last year. Have a terrific 2015. Cheers!

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Lets hope so
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'I don't text first'

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When mom asks where all the money gone
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