I buy the gun and the recommended Nuken Duke brand nuclear fuel rods. I'm dizzy going out to the parking lot. A passing open carry supporter type redneck dude, attired in a camouflage assault t-shirt, asks, "Sir, you okay?" "How dare you assume my gender!" I shout back. "Sorry, just checkin'," he said as if my health was any of his business. But the worst was yet to come.