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Randy Rose
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Hands down the illest ventriloquist this side of the Mississippi River.
Hands down the illest ventriloquist this side of the Mississippi River.

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A 1 hour meeting to discuss updates of where we stand and establish next steps.

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!”

He said, “Nobody loves me.”

I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?”

He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me too! Protestant or Catholic?”

He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! What franchise?”

He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879 or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

— Emo Philips

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What's showing at a movie theater near you? I took this in Virginia Beach.
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More Jenny woo...

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I'm a big fan of magician, street-hypnotist, and mentalist Derren Brown. Here is an old (and short) but still relevant post on hypnosis from his point of view.

If you've never seen any Derren Brown videos, I highly suggest Googling him.

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Interesting article on what people see in the Moon by location.

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Some idiot posted this and I just had to share it. It might be the worst collection of arguments I have ever seen for anything ever.
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