Top 10 Reasons why Coach Ceil is on G+
- I changed my Relationship Status to 'Single, Available and Immature" on Facebook. Now I just need someone to explain to me how I can 'beam' my loyal, insane followers to G+. The Transporter still works, guys.
- Proud collector of software and home appliances' User Manuals. The incurable optimist in me continues to hold out that, one miraculous day, there will be a need for a geek-to-layman interpreter on the incredible differences between all 12 buttons on your Blender. On v-i-d-e-o. Watch me roll!
- Spent 2 decades convincing users that the Undo Button will ultimately be their 'best friend'. 95% of them are seeing a Therapist. They're convinced CTRL+Z will love them unconditionally. And they paid me for that?!
- I'm secretly dating my colonic hydrotherapist. I know, I know. We only get to see each other 3x a year or when I absolutely need to fit into a black cocktail mini dress and yep, I do have to pay him, but believe it or not, we have a refreshingly 'no-pressure' relationship. G+ keeps me balanced. (Thank you G+!)
- The hopeless romantic in me gave up on OK Cupaid and Plenty of Fresh. I realized that eHarborResentment.com's 120 questions was created by my creepy neighbor (that's another Oprah...see #10). Good thing he doesn't really know where I live! Whew! I is smart.
- My new slogan....Don't give up on True Love even when the world comes 'crashing' down on you. (Copyrite Coach Ceil 2012. All tables reserved.)
- Are you a Small Business Owner who's adding G+ to your marketing arsenal? Good! But wait! Before you turn ON that Webcam.....here's the number to my plastic surgeon. Botox is on sale for $15 on Living UnSocially. com right now. I'm a Platinum Member. Mention my name. Once you can keep that smile plastered on your face permanently, you can chat with me, one-on-one, and exchange G+ stories. By the way, did you know that you can Add ME to your Circles for FREE?
- "I'm Sexy and I Know It" keeps playing on the radio every single freakin' time I move my mouse close to that red G with the big +. Listen, I'm so NOT superstitious but, is that a sign?!
- Don't tell anyone, but I seriously thought "Hangouts on Air" meant I can finally jump out of a plane without any clothes on. Airy?
- My creepy neighbor across the street derives extreme voyeuristic pleasure out of watching a woman interact daily WITH her computer. Hmm....now it makes sense why his eyes popped out when I told him I'm a Dating Coach. Perv,..
ABOUT COACH CEIL
Coach Ceil's Website - SealTheDate.com
Awards Pictorial and References on Pages 1 and 2
Hall of Fame Awards Affiliate Businesswoman of the Year
Telesummit with 10 of the World's Leading Relationship Experts
Fill It Up and Seal It With Confidence
How to Avoid Becoming Your Worst Enemy in Dating
Why Image Blamers Will Never Learn From Their Mistakes
We're Just Friends - When She Says She Doesn't Want To Ruin Your "Friendship"
Coupons on a Date - Practicality or Faux Pas?
How Can I Tell I'm In Love?
Should I Take My Ex Back After He Cheated On Me?
How Do I Break Up a Toxic Couple?
Help! How Can I Get Over a Man?
3 Surefire Ways You Can Let An Intruder In (c. 2005)
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