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Carling Bateman
Lives in New York, New York
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Delaware will become the 11th state to allow same-sex marriages.

A divided state Senate gave final legislative approval Tuesday to a bill authorizing same-sex marriage after hearing about three hours of debate. The vote sends the bill to Democratic Gov. Jack Markell, who has promised to sign it: http://ti.me/18sg81x
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i'm not sure if this SHOULD make me feel cool, but it does. CELEBRITIES: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!
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me:  jfc paul ryan
if you want a country where abortion isn't even considered, MAYBE GIVE SOME THOUGHT TO FUNDING PREVENTATIVE FAMILY PLANNING AND EARLY, FREQUENT, AND DETAILED SEX ED
 Abby:  BUT THEN THE KIDS WILL HAVE SEX AND THAT'S GROSS CARLING
BETTER THAT THEY NOT KNOW IT EXISTS
 me:  abby i have a shocking thing to tell you
 Abby:  what
wait let me sit down'
okay
 me:  it is incredibly easy to figure out how to have sex without anyone telling you anything
 Abby:  OH MYG OD
REALLY/
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING THAT A STRAIGHT WHITE OLD MAN HASN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT
 me:  in fact animals do it all the time and they can't even talk because they're animals
 Abby:  MIND: BLOWN
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"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him "Kim", to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose," Rodman tweeted.
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see also: people i wish i had known in high school
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i realize that i am like seven years late on this but let's just appreciate its existence
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I've mistaken crying cats for crying human babies before.  Never really thought about it happening the other way around.
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During the day, I'm a mild-mannered legal assistant, but at night I fight crime dressed as a cat. But not a sexy cat, like SOME people who just need all the attention. Nope. Just a cat.
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Female
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a person who likes a great deal of things, and insists on posting about them.
Introduction
This is the Carling that loves small animals, teen lit, the internet, all movies and TV possibly ever, wearing striped sweaters, and ranting eloquent on the -isms and pop culture. 

If this is not the Carling you are looking for, feel free to move on. But also consider liking this Carling as well, as she is pretty okay.
Bragging rights
have held a live scorpion in my mouth; eaten a pastry in the rainforest; has the greatest best friend money could never buy
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Currently
New York, New York
Previously
Piispala, Finland - New York City, NY - Salt Lake City, UT - San Francisco, CA