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Carling Mars
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a person who likes a great deal of things, and insists on posting about them.
a person who likes a great deal of things, and insists on posting about them.

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"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea or as I call him "Kim", to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose," Rodman tweeted.

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Delaware will become the 11th state to allow same-sex marriages.

A divided state Senate gave final legislative approval Tuesday to a bill authorizing same-sex marriage after hearing about three hours of debate. The vote sends the bill to Democratic Gov. Jack Markell, who has promised to sign it: http://ti.me/18sg81x

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i'm not sure if this SHOULD make me feel cool, but it does. CELEBRITIES: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!

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me:  jfc paul ryan
if you want a country where abortion isn't even considered, MAYBE GIVE SOME THOUGHT TO FUNDING PREVENTATIVE FAMILY PLANNING AND EARLY, FREQUENT, AND DETAILED SEX ED
 Abby:  BUT THEN THE KIDS WILL HAVE SEX AND THAT'S GROSS CARLING
BETTER THAT THEY NOT KNOW IT EXISTS
 me:  abby i have a shocking thing to tell you
 Abby:  what
wait let me sit down'
okay
 me:  it is incredibly easy to figure out how to have sex without anyone telling you anything
 Abby:  OH MYG OD
REALLY/
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING THAT A STRAIGHT WHITE OLD MAN HASN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT
 me:  in fact animals do it all the time and they can't even talk because they're animals
 Abby:  MIND: BLOWN

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i realize that i am like seven years late on this but let's just appreciate its existence
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