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Scott Johnson
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Attended Cornell University
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The bike trail that was closed during the construction of Levis Stadium in Santa Clara is now open.
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If your last resort for employment was standing by the side of a road waving a sign, I have bad news for you. That job has been automated.
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Just call him President Meme!
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Three magazines I subscribe to all had the same iPhone ad on their back cover this week, in which they ballyhoo the big new features of the 5S: the fingerprint scanner and the gold color. (The fine print warns that you probably can't actually buy the gold one.) The ads are identical except for the carrier logo in the lower right corner. Time features AT&T, Entertainment Weekly has Sprint, and Rolling Stone has Verizon.

Go figure.
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At McCarren Airport, the electrical outlets are more popular than the slot machines.
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At least the electrical outlets aren't constantly making noise.
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Apparently Superman can sell anything.
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Are these instructions really necessary?
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You keep using the word "cloud." I do not think it means what you think it means.
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The music for today's Google doodle was played by a fabulous band I used to dance to all the time back when they played in Palo Alto.
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Good morning! I flew F-18s, commanded ISS & lived on the ocean floor, but it all pales; I was a factoid on Jeopardy.
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Some fun today at work.
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When I got my PhD (33 years ago), some of my colleagues would do things like try to get better restaurant reservations by using the name "Dr So-and-So". That seemed a bit abusive to me. I mean it's not like I was a real doctor.

Nonetheless, when I got my first job the nameplate on my cubicle read "Dr. Scott Johnson". The fellow in the next office asked me what field I had my PhD in. When I told him Computer Science he was surprised.  "Most of the guys around here with PhDs have them in things like History," he said. "But you're a real doctor!"
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  • Cornell University
  • Illinois Institute of Technology
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  • Google
    Software Engineer, present
  • IBM
  • Rational Software
  • Gavilan Computer
  • Ford Aerospace
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Joliet, IL - Ithaca, NY - Chicago, IL
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