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11 SEATER TAXI BUS SERVICE FOR MELBOURNE & VICTORIA
11 SEATER TAXI BUS SERVICE FOR MELBOURNE & VICTORIA

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Erin's 21st 
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The Party Express still has sum room left for the Blink 182 Melbourne Concerts
It has been 8 long years but pop punk titans Blink 182 have finally announced their triumphant return to Australia!

With special guests The Vandals and Sharks

You've got the tickets; got the date and now you need to plan how you and your friends are going get to concert and home again. Parking at most concert venues can be more than difficult, why bother with the stress and cost of parking when you can show up at the concert with Party Express.  Don't risk coming in late because you could not find a place to park, or had to walk a long way. Show up, on time in style with Party Express 
You can book at www.thepartyexpress.com.au
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On the way to the Ballarat beer festival 
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To get the Party started get on The Party Express
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Jule's 26th Party
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Joke Of The Day
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. 

Later that night, their mother couldn't sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea. On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter's bedroom and heard her screaming. 

The mother thought to herself, "That's normal, especially on her wedding night." 

She snuck by her second oldest daughter's room and heard her laughing. "That's normal too," she said, smiling to herself. 

Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter's room where she didn't hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it. 

The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night's noises. 

"Well Mom," she replied, "you always said if it hurt I should scream." 

"You're absolutely right sweetheart," the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. 

"Now why were you laughing?" she asked. 

"You always said if it tickled, I could laugh," she answered. 

"True enough, honey." The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. 

"Now it's your turn, baby," she said turning to her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?" 

"Mom, don't you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full."
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Operating in Victoria. The Party Express! This hassle-free, 11 seater bus service provides a safe and reliable alternative to inconvenient public transport. This bus service will take you and your friends to your favorite nightclub in the Central Melbourne Area and be there to pick you up at the end of the night. We can also provide transport to other special events such as the races, birthdays and sporting events.
 Hope to see you and your mates soon!( MIN 4 People ) For any other needs contact us for a price
http://www.thepartyexpress.com.au/
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Joke Of The Day
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." 

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. 

The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." 

The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. 

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." 

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." 

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" 

"He said you're going to die," she replied.
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