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And so the painter took to his brush to the horizon, leaving a streak of gold at shoreline where the sun met the sea.
And so the painter took to his brush to the horizon, leaving a streak of gold at shoreline where the sun met the sea.

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Me: What's the difference between an elephant, a lemon and a bag of cement?

Innocent bystander: I dunno.......what?

Me: You can squeeze a lemon, but not an elephant. Hahaha?

Innocent bystander: HEY, what about the bag of cement?

Me: Oh, I just threw that in to make it hard. :D

I uh, boiled my instant noodles in tea. AGAIN. this is what, the FOURTH time I've done this?
SHUT UP I AM SMART.

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