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now this is awesome

obama saying we've run into bad luck with the economy is like rosie o'donnell saying she's had bad luck getting to jenny craig

trying to drive me insane is like trying to make rosie o'donnell fat

I am the frito bandito...ole

is it really murder if you kill a bad musician? Doesn't that fall under self defense?

SNL was wrong...more cowbell is NOT helping the band next door

there's a mariachi band next door, 40 feet from my window and the drummer has been on a monotonous drum solo of torture for 5 minutes......taking ice picks to my ear drums in 3...2...1

Sarcastic, conservative poets are smarter, sexier and funnier than those who aren't sarcastic, conservative poets claims a study done by a sarcastic, conservative poet.
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