"If you want to get to know someone infinitely better, meet their parents for five minutes. We are attracted to people who were loved in the ways we were loved as children. We are attracted to people who are lacking in ways we understand."
Every commercial now is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. It's like, "do you ever wake up tired in the morning?". Oh my god, I have this. Write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
"What we’re doing now is sitting around staring at YouTube, staring at Funny or Die, staring at ESPN, staring at Wii. We're always taking a tour through someone else’s museum. You can't create any art when you’re just constantly walking around somebody else’s museum."
"Get so obnoxiously rich that when that tax bill comes, your first thought will be to choke on how big a check you have to write. Your 2nd thought will be 'what a great problem to have', and your 3rd should be a recognition that in paying your taxes you are helping to support millions of Americans that are not as fortunate as you."