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I had a dream last night that serial killers who could supernaturally control liquids were out to get me and Orin. They particularly liked to go after us with old coffee that had soured milk in it. We weren't entirely sure who the serial killers were, but I suspected the two ladies who ran a bicycle shop around the corner from our apartment. The name of the shop was "Killer Clown," and the store logo was the profile of a clown wearing a gimp mask, with the big red nose on over the gimp mask.

My subconscious should really write Syfy Original Movies.
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"...it wasn’t until I’d spent quite a bit of time lifting weights and running that it slowly started to occur to me that our culture had basically fetishized feminine weakness, and that I no longer wanted any part of that paradigm."
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Not surprising and rather depressing, but I'm glad actual research is being done in this area.
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You know what my favorite part of trying search for any sort of Android app ever is? The part where over half of the results on the first page show up because of the phrase "not available for Android," and most of the rest are "[number] best iOS and Android apps for [thing I want to do]" where only one is actually available for Android and that one doesn't actually do the thing, but might vaguely approximate it or is a stripped-down version of the actually functional iOS app. My second favorite part are the forum posts where people are looking for whatever I'm looking for and the only answer is "not for Android, but there's this great iOS app..."

I mean, seriously, am I the only person who wants to use my Android for something other than playing Farmville clones?
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Today's awesome fitness inspiration, courtesy of r/xxfitness.
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I hate the BMI scale. It is totally meaningless when it comes to actual fitness. I'm told to do nutrition exams/referrals for weight lifters at work because we use this stupid scale.
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Today in turns of phrase that do not work in first person, present tense narration: "He isn't mean, in fact he's very loving. Or so I think."
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My cousin and his new wife cut their wedding cake with a sword to the Game of Thrones theme music. It was awesome.
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For my fellow organizationally-impaired creative types. I'm finding this quite helpful.
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Today, the cafeteria menu at work lists a "Monte Crisco Sandwich." At least they're honest about it, I guess?
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I'd prefer the Manteca Crisco sandwich, if they have it.
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plays with fire
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    Literature, 2001
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