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Only Wooden Toys (well nearly)
Only Wooden Toys (well nearly)

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I used to be really in to farm machinery, but I’m now an ex tractor fan.

https://www.woodentoyshack.co.uk/le-toy-van-berties-tractor-with-farmer/
Bertie's Tractor with Farmer
Bertie's Tractor with Farmer
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Q) Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A) Because the P is silent

https://www.woodentoyshack.co.uk/tidlo-magnetic-dino-fun/
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A sandwich walks into a pub and asks for a pint, the barman says
“sorry we don’t serve food”.

https://www.woodentoyshack.co.uk/tidlo-picnic-tea-set/
Picnic Tea Set
Picnic Tea Set
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Got my new dog from a blacksmith last weekend.

All was going well till he made a bolt for the door.

https://www.woodentoyshack.co.uk/orange-tree-alphabet-dog-puzzle/
Alphabet Dog Puzzle
Alphabet Dog Puzzle
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Q) What do you call a sleeping bull?
A) A bulldozer!

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Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist!
http://ow.ly/DX0o30i22WA
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Q) What do you call an crocodile in a vest?
A) An investigator!
http://ow.ly/lrdc30hZJtv
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..and the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and won a toaster.

https://www.woodentoyshack.co.uk/le-toy-van-honeybake-toaster-set/
Honeybake Toaster Set
Honeybake Toaster Set
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Q) What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
A) "Now I herd everything"

https://www.woodentoyshack.co.uk/le-toy-van-le-petit-ark/
Le Petit Ark
Le Petit Ark
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

https://www.woodentoyshack.co.uk/tidlo-country-play-kitchen/
Country Play Kitchen
Country Play Kitchen
woodentoyshack.co.uk
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