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Happy 22nd Anniversary, Mr Grumpy.
(He even puts up with me trying to do arty shots in cafes) One minute you're sitting in your parent's loungeroom eating KFC and waiting for your friend Kristen to arrive to do your wedding makeup, and the next you are writing a post about celebrating 22 yea...
(He even puts up with me trying to do arty shots in cafes) One minute you're sitting in your parent's loungeroom eating KFC and waiting for your friend Kristen to arrive to do your wedding makeup, and the next you are writing...
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The pressure to be ON.
( source ) A few years back I
mentioned on Facebook that I had an awkward exchange at a local
supermarket. A worker had come up alongside me in an aisle and
demanded to know why I was using a walking stick. I was not in the mood. I was
tired, trying not to ...
(source) A few years back I mentioned on Facebook that I had an awkward exchange at a local supermarket. A worker had come up alongside me in an aisle and demanded to know why I was using a walking stick. I was not in the mo...
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Reinventing my Routine: Finding What Feels Good doing Yoga with Adriene.
Earlier this year I was featured for the Digital Writers Festival as part of a collaboration with the lovely Madeleine Dore from   Extraordinary Routines . I discussed my day and shared photos of my writing routine. My routine had elements that I tended to ...
Earlier this year I was featured for the Digital Writers Festival as part of a collaboration with the lovely Madeleine Dore from  Extraordinary Routines. I discussed my day and shared photos of my writing routine. My routine ...
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Independence, wherefore art thou?
Today someone is coming to the house. To take me out. A stranger. A stranger is coming to take me out. For an outing. An outing . I don't know what I think about it. Well I do. I also wonder how many expletives it takes to be kicked off Google ? I think I c...
Today someone is coming to the house. To take me out. A stranger. A stranger is coming to take me out. For an outing. An outing. I don't know what I think about it. Well I do. I also wonder how many expletives it takes to b...
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Maybe someday this pain will be useful.
Little sunbeam after the storm. A photo posted by Michelle Roger (@michelle_roger) on Dec 29, 2014 at 12:39am PST A while back I found myself
running (okay lurching and stumbling, grabbing walls and chairs) into
my bedroom to grab a post it and a pencil. I ...
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Have her in circles
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(source) A few years back I mentioned on Facebook that I had an awkward exchange at a local supermarket. A worker had come up alongside me in an aisle and demanded to know why I was using a walking stick. I was not in the mo...
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Blogging, you're doing it wrong!
The Internet is filled with helpful posts with titles like "How to blog", "28 tips for running a successful blog", "If you don't follow my rules your blog will die in the fiery pits of hell and your lap top will spontaneously combust in disgust at your woef...
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Once Upon a Time, in a Land Far Far Away, There was a Girl who still Believed in Restorative Sleep.
A photo posted by Michelle Roger (@michelle_roger) on Jun 8, 2015 at 6:54pm PDT Restorative sleep.
Yeah. Sure. I had it once. Maybe. Back when Shakira's hips didn't
lie. Back when Dexter was putting up his first piece of
plastic sheeting. Back when standing...
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Getting through
Just get through it. That's what I thought on Wednesday. And what I thought last week. And yesterday. And likely next week. Just get through it. Expect the payback. The recovery. The preparation for the next step. The next event. The next appointment. Get t...
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42: "It's here" (Must be said in the voice of the creepy little girl from Poltergeist.)
So 42 is here and I am none the wiser. I would even venture to say I am even less the wiser. Which isn't all that surprising. Damn you Douglas Adams, you lied. I slouch here in bed, 42, and still no clue about life, the universe and everything. Admittedly, ...
So 42 is here and I am none the wiser. I would even venture to say I am even less the wiser. Which isn't all that surprising. Damn you Douglas Adams, you lied. I slouch here in bed, 42, and still no clue about life, the unive...
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Not quite 42 things I've learned over the last 42 years.
( source ) One week from today I turn 42. I am hoping that I'll find the answer to life the universe and everything. If not, well I'm not sure what I'll do. Probably sit apathetically on my couch and pluck salty chip crumbs off my dressing gown like most ot...
(source) One week from today I turn 42. I am hoping that I'll find the answer to life the universe and everything. If not, well I'm not sure what I'll do. Probably sit apathetically on my couch and pluck salty chip crumbs off...
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Have her in circles
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Tricia Oakes's profile photo
Ashley Elizabeth Paugh's profile photo
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Finding the funny in the unfunny world of chronic illness.
Introduction
Overly fond of glitter, Dorothy shoes and Scifi.  Living with Dysautonomia for way to long. No longer the sharpest tool in the shed I am now the Rusty Hoe that's been left outside in the rain. forgotten out behind the back of the shed. Vital stats: 40, married, 2 boys, 2 great danes, screwed over by Dysautonomia 6 years ago. Sharing the voices in my head: sarcastic, dull, fabulous, exhausted, grammatically impaired and gravity challenged. There have been good days and bad days, super bad days and days that require vodka. My life is covered in warts and increasingly large pores, but also the occasional patch of laughter and light and an overwhelming appreciation for the absurdity of this thing we call living. Blogging at Living with Bob (Dysautonomia). 
http://bobisdysautonomia.blogspot.com/
Bragging rights
Finalist in the 2012, Wegoheath Health Activist Awards, Best in Show: Blog. Nominated for the inaugural Women with Disabilities Victoria, Brenda Gabe Leadership Award 2013.