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Betrunken: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Women's Gymnastics at Rio 2016
Heart palpitations. Sweaty palms. Nervous diarrhea. These are the slings and arrows of a gymnastics fan during the Olympics. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: alcohol makes everything better. At least, that's what Valentina Rodionenko told me in ...
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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...
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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...
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Plastered: The Ultimate Olympic Trials Drinking Game
Guys, this is Marta Karolyi's last Olympic Trials. It's time to lock the doors, put on your old competition leotard, and find out whether the team really is Simone, Gabby, Aly, Laurie, and Madison. If you want to celebrate this anticlimactic event, get your...
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Nikolai Kuksenkov's Doping Problems and a Quick Primer on Meldonium
Prior to this weekend, meldonium was not on the radar of many gymnastics fans. It was a problem that other sports were facing, but no gymnast had tested positive in 2016. That changed this weekend when Nikolai Kuksenkov became the first known gymnast to tes...
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Natty Light: The Unofficial NCAA Regional Drinking Game
Maybe you're in college. Maybe you graduated from college. Maybe you never went to college. It doesn't matter. Today, we do what college students do best – WE DRINK! But before you get your 2012 Peter Michael Cabernet Sauvignon out of the wine fridge, remem...
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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...
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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...
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Did Russia Break the IOC's Rules for Ivan Stretovich? Probably, But Does It Matter?
Baby Stretovich! Today, Valentina Rodionenko confirmed that Ivan Stretovich would replace Nikita Ignatyev at the Olympics. The reason given: Stretovich was performing better than Ignatyev in training. Seems like a good coaching decision, right? After all, y...
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Quick Hits: Videos from the All-Japan Championships
Kohei Uchimura scored a 91.300 in the all-around, even though he fell on his Li Xiao Peng vault, which has always been somewhat questionable, and whacked his legs on the parallel bars. It's Kohei, though. The man can probably fart better than most of us. I ...
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The 88+ Club (as of April 2, 2016)
Unfortunately, I don't have time to maintain my full UTRS. But with so many meets over the next month, I needed to put the scores in perspective. So, I decided to create an ongoing list of gymnasts who have scored over an 88.000 in the all-around in 2016. (...
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The Designated Drunk: Your 2016 American Cup Drinking Game
As usual, play at your own risk! Take A Big Gulp Whenever… Al Trautwig fucks up Nastia Liukin's name on air. (He does it at least once per broadcast.)   It sounds like Nastia is whispering into the microphone.   Al Trautwig makes an awkward comment on a gym...
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