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Trying to make gymnastics funny one post at a time.
Trying to make gymnastics funny one post at a time.

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Men's UTRS: The Best Scores of 2017 – Updated March 19th
I've decided to revive the UTRS (Uncle Tim Ranking System), which, for those who care, is pronounced "uterus." For the time being, it's going to be a very tiny UTRS, mostly because there haven't been many meets. But as we see more men, the UTRS will expand....

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Men's UTRS: The Best Scores of 2017 Updated March 5
I've decided to revive the UTRS (Uncle Tim Ranking System), which, for those who care, is pronounced "uterus." For the time being, it's going to be a very tiny UTRS, mostly because there haven't been many meets. But as we see more men, the UTRS will expand....

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Betrunken: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Women's Gymnastics at Rio 2016
Heart palpitations. Sweaty palms. Nervous diarrhea. These are the slings and arrows of a gymnastics fan during the Olympics. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: alcohol makes everything better. At least, that's what Valentina Rodionenko told me in ...

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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...

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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...

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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...

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Borracho: Your Unofficial Drinking Game for Men's Gymnastics at the Rio Olympics
Men's gymnastics meets are the best. But they're also several hours long, which means that they can be a little exhausting for the average joe, especially if you're sitting through a full day of qualifications. But I'll let you in on an old Soviet secret: a...

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Did Russia Break the IOC's Rules for Ivan Stretovich? Probably, But Does It Matter?
Baby Stretovich! Today, Valentina Rodionenko confirmed that Ivan Stretovich would replace Nikita Ignatyev at the Olympics. The reason given: Stretovich was performing better than Ignatyev in training. Seems like a good coaching decision, right? After all, y...

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Plastered: The Ultimate Olympic Trials Drinking Game
Guys, this is Marta Karolyi's last Olympic Trials. It's time to lock the doors, put on your old competition leotard, and find out whether the team really is Simone, Gabby, Aly, Laurie, and Madison. If you want to celebrate this anticlimactic event, get your...

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Quick Hits: Videos from the All-Japan Championships
Kohei Uchimura scored a 91.300 in the all-around, even though he fell on his Li Xiao Peng vault, which has always been somewhat questionable, and whacked his legs on the parallel bars. It's Kohei, though. The man can probably fart better than most of us. I ...
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