Hi, I'm Zell. If you know me, you shouldn't be reading this. So if you are, who the hell, man?! Just 'cause I put my info on the interwebs doesn't give you the right to snoop all in it!
...I really don't think this relationship is going to work. That is, unless you go to me website. Or actually, you know, physically meet me. ...On second thought, start at www.azellwill.com.
Wanted to earn a living as a Ghostbuster until the age of 9.