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Oops, obsessed.

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Technically I tagged all of ya'll. Anyone brave enough to do this?<3
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This is so true! Okay, I admit I've never gone to a party like the one in the picture, but when my favourite song starts, I have the same reaction.
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for 5 mins i guess.
 
Getting Into Fights


They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.


Instead, they were giving each other written notes.


One evening he gave her a paper where it said:


"Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am."


The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.


Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:


"Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!"

From: http://www.ahajokes.com/joke/2059/getting_into_fights
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poor guy!
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Thanks to +Katie Ginsberg's post below, I found this very true statement.
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that is because a teenager's mind is not capable of getting the message. 
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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#TGIF  Listening to blissful music and making my fingers sore on the keyboard. 
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I'm fine, I was making my fingers sore because I was typing.

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Which Nokia do you think is the best?
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xD

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Repost and see what you get ;)
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Gift For A Birthday


A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.


That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.


As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.


The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

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Wife Was Mad At Me


Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. 


One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! 


She went on and on and wouldn't stop! 


The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen. 


How do you do that? Says the other. 


It's easy! I turn off the light! 

From http://www.ahajokes.com/joke/2060/wife_was_mad_at_me
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This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke. the noise would wake his wife
and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. she told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out. then one thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he
was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic foot steps as he ran into the bath room. the wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! after years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. she bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.

He said, 'honey you were right.' 'all these years you have warned me and i didn't listen to you.'

'What do you mean?' asked his wife.

'Well, you always told me that one day i would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.

But by the grace of god, some vaseline and two fingers. i think I got most of them back in.'
 From http://www.ahajokes.com/funnyforwards/view/14.html
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Yes! One of the best!!
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