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Luke C
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You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take
It's a shame the NHL, and their little troll of a leader, didn't heed the Great One's advice. Because they completely missed this shot.  John Scott. What a great story. A bruiser, A grinder. An enforcer. A stay at home defenceman who makes it all the way to...

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The Elephant Man
We'll call him Lumpy. He's this very strange dude that hangs out in the bar. But not strange in a "I bet he'd be interesting if we just got to know him" way. Strange in a "I bet he'd murder us and keep our heads in his freezer while he stitched our skin int...

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First Impressions
I was standing in front of the bar when a girl in a slinky
dress popped out from the door and bounced in front of me. “Hi, are you the full time bouncer?” she asked in a  cheerfully  weird accent I couldn’t quite place. “Uh, yeah” “Cool!” she said “So if an...

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Taxi Confessions
A woman drove into our parking lot, pulled into a stall and bumped
into the disabled parking sign. It folded back under the bumper of her cobalt blue PT cruiser then sprang back into place
when she backed up an inch or two.  She got out without checking her...

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Brazil Nuts
Four Brazilian kids came in last Friday. There's the tall good natured kid in a grey sweater, a
weird smaller kid who looks like an elf, another douchebag with a little
moustache and a new guy with a stupid pony tail. Tall kid is alright, pleasant enough, n...

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The Leprechaun 2 The Return of the Green Gut!
Last Saturday “The Drunkest Leprechaun” returned. You might
remember him from an earlier post:  The Drunkest Leprechaun  He’s a nice enough guy, but he drinks WAY too
much and stumbles around like a bumbling idiot. We haven’t let him inside in
months. I was...
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