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Darren Seeds
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It IS Unusual
Alright there boyo! Thom Jones here.  No, not that name-dropping pop-fool on the Saturday night karaoke tripe:- Thom Jones, truth bringer extraordinaire, here to pull the wool from your eyes and hit you with the truth like a thunder ball! Here, from my secr...

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Ray Beers: Fire Safety
Hey you! Hope thee's reet. Now that all that winter's nearly over, that's no reason to let your guard down.  Let Ray Beers guide you once more through the perils and pitfalls of outdoor supping so that you too can feel safe and sound whilst getting rid of t...

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The Kenny Lowell Show
Somewhere on the outskirts of Stockdale, a living is being made by and on the backs of the algae that collects around the edge of any urban pond. Kenny Lowell fronts his titular and much-maligned 'problem-solving' show for the kind of folk who think teeth a...

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Professor Procto: The Wrong Halloween Part 3
Wooooo-oooooo... Hell-o there me shipmates.  Hope all is well.  It's here.  The one time of year when it's okay to have masked people banging on your door asking for stuff.  Here at Sinking Sip, we like to treat rather than trick, so we present to you - in ...

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Professor Procto: Wong Halloween Part 1
Boo! Hi shipmates.  It's that month again - a Sinking Ship favourite - All Hallows' Eve.  to 'celebrate, we've a slow burning tale of terror featuring one Professor Procto in a tale of suspense and foul play that might just put the willies up you, but not i...

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Professor Procto: Long Halloween Part 1
Boo! Hi shipmates.  It's that month again - a Sinking Ship favourite - All Hallows' Eve.  to 'celebrate, we've a slow burning tale of terror featuring one Professor Procto in a tale of suspense and foul play that might just put the willies up you, but not i...

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Armadillo Brown
Hey you! Welcome to another week of Sinking Ship sexiness. Here in it's entirety - extras and alternate covers and all - is Armadillo Brown, a cautionary tale of the realities of masked vigilante type malarkey.  We haven't cut it in two in a flagrant attemp...

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Space Docker
Hey all! Another week brings more sexy Sinking Ship goodness.  So, here for those of you not averse to a bit of double entendre malarkey is Space Docker, in it's full, not cut into two parts like them money grubbers did with Harry Potter and that one and mo...

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It's Ray Beers!
Here on the ship, we know life can be hard:- but worry not!  For here here the master of urban survival himself, ready to reveal the secrets of his method for getting through those difficult nights in the open.

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Rick the Rabbit
Yo, yo, yo!  Check out Sinking Ship's latest, sick new character gangstas!  He's da latest t'ing in town and he won't be ignored.
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