Fucking Terrible - Review of Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
I hated the first movie, Silent Hill (2006), and I knew that the sequel probably would be even worse; hell, it even has "3D" in the official title. I, however, never expected to this fucking plain out terrible.

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (2012) is a horror movie without anything even close to the resemblance of horror. The most scary thing about the movie is that it got made in the first place. The gore is dull as fuck and every attempt at something scary is laughably ineffective. Even though the whole movie feels like it's so-bad-it's-funny, I still wasn't amused.

While watching the movie I felt it could have benefited from some Jodelle Ferland. It even made me want to rewatch the first one because I don't think it really could have been this bad (yes, I'm that much of a masochist).

My advice: Stay away from Silent Hill: Revelation 3D. If you want gore, horror, fantasy, thrills, or just about anything from it, you won't get it. Instead go ahead and watch one of the many other truly awesome horror movies. Hell, here are a few suggestions of non-comedy horror movies that I love:

[Rec] (2007), The Devil's Rejects (2005), Alien (1979), Cloverfield (2008), Carriers (2009), The Final (2010), Wir sind die Nacht (2010), The Cabin in the Woods (2011), Låt den rätte komma in (2008), The Descent (2005), The Last House on the Left (2009), Martyrs (2008), The Uninvited (2009), Stake Land (2010), Halloween (2007), and El orfanato (2007).

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