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Friends ask you why you are crying and console you...
But true friends have the shovel ready and asks, "Alright, who am I burying today?"
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If today is tomorrow and tomorrow is yesterday and yesterday is Monday and Monday is today what day is it? Did i confuse you :P
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Merry Christmas !!
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God Answers





The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.



Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect himself from the elements, and to store his few possessions. But then one day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, the smoke rolling up to the sky.



The worst had happened ~everything was lost. He was stunned with grief and anger. God, how could you do this to me he cried. Early the next day, however, he was wakened by the sound of a ship that was approaching the island.



It had come to rescue him. How did you know I was here asked the weary man of his rescuers. We saw your smoke signal, they replied.



It's easy to get discouraged sometimes when things appear to be going badly. But we shouldn't lose heart, because God is at work in our lives, even in the midst of pain and suffering. Remember, next time your little

hut is burning to the ground, it just may be a smoke signal that summons the grace of God.



For all the negative things we have to say to ourselves, God has a positive answer for it.



Share this on, you never know whose life may be in need of this today. There are some times that we all feel our huts are burning
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Relieving Stress in Class..

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Address the professor as "your excellency".
4. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
5. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
6. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
7. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
8. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
12. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall..
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Some funny lines:

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.


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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.


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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.


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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.


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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.


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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.


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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets
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Did You Ever Wonder.....

*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

*What do you call a male lady bug?

*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.

*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

*Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?
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Happy New Year :)
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Happy Diwali And A Joyous New Year!!
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The Real Failure


The only real failure is failing to learn from failure.

There is a story of a young reporter who was commissioned to interview an old and successful businessman.

`Sir,' he asked politely, `what has been the secret of your success?'

The older man leaned back on his leather swivel chair, behind his shining mahogany desk, and replied, `Two words, son, two words: right decisions.'

The reporter wrote it down. Then he asked another question. `And how do you learn how to make right decisions, sir?' he asked.

The successful business man leaned back further and replied, `One word, son, one word: experience.'

The reporter wrote this down, too, and then asked, `Well, sir, how do you acquire experience?'

The older man leaned forward over his desk and whispered conspiratorially, `Two words, son, two words: wrong decisions!'

The only real failure is failing to learn from failure.
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10 WEIRD QUESTIONS

1) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

2) When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

3) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

4)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

5)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

6)Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

7)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

8)Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

9) Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?

10) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
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A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
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  • R. C. Patel High School
    High School, 1992 - 2002
  • Mithibai College
    Chemistry, Psychology, 2005 - 2011
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Shwets, Princess
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20 years on you will regret what you didn't do, rather than what you did do!
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Cute enough to make you look twice,
Sweet enough but not always nice,
Kinda crazy but not too wild,
The kind of girl that will make you smile :)

Love me without fear...
Trust me without questioning...
Need me without demanding...
Want me without restrictions...
Accept me without change...


Every action you take is a seed you sow, and every seed you sow is a harvest you'll reap. You'll never change your life until you change your choices. Just like a computer, whatever you allow into your mind is what will come out in your attitude and actions.

I believe in being eccentric now and doing what I feel now, because tomorrow there may be a a law against it.
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Love Cheating Death.. He hates it! PhD. in sarcasm
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