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(Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary: Novemeber 2018
If Looks Could Kill 1991 Action Comedy 1hr 28m Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a...
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'Mid90s' and What the Hell Happened to Us?
Pontificating about "Mid90s" for about three weeks, considering we were a little busy on the site with Halloween reviews and all that other fun and spooky stuff, geez man, this flick is probably going to be my #1 film of 2018. Jonah Hill brings to life a lo...
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31 Films of Halloween: Terror in the Aisles
If you want a quick EDUCATION on horror, suspense and sci-fi, you can look no farther than the original YouTube clip montage video, "Terror in the Aisles." From "Nighthawks" to "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," this pseudo-documentary with Nancy Allen and Dona...
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(Ep. 111): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: October 2018
What could be more spooky then a Simplistic Reviews Spooktastic Podcast? Okay so you could justĀ  turn on the news which is scary enough. Today, we bring the Halloween to your ears on the 111th episode of... wait this episode is number 111? So I times 111 by...
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31 Films of Halloween: Halloween H20
To be fair, this was the first time in a long, very long, time I actually sat down and watched "Halloween: H20." And honestly, it's not as bad as "The Curse of Michael Myers" and Dimension Films hedges their bets on a new crop of heartthrobs, WB drama starl...
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31 Films of Halloween: Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers
"Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers," is TOMFOOLERY at its finest. My favorite idea behind this film is that the theatrical version is consider the incomplete version and the "Producer's Cut" is the "true" version that everyone needs to see to full app...
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31 Films of Halloween: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
You want some NONSENSE...either watch for the first time, or revisit "Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers." Telepathic links, mute nieces, costume contests, barn sex, metal nets, guys in cowboy boots, hats and wrist tattoos, this film's got it all. Oh...
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31 Films of Halloween: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
A lot of people will say "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers" is where the series took a TURN for the worse. But if you really think about it, "Return" is pretty much a paint-by-numbers remake of 1978's "Halloween." It has a lot of the same tropes, bu...
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31 Films of Halloween: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Tonight it's time to tell you all how UNDERVALUED "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" is and will always be. "Halloween 3" is the classic case of this is why we can't have nice things. Newsflash folks; "Halloween" was never supposed to just be Michael Myers....
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31 Films of Halloween: Halloween 2 (1981)
My retrospective continues with 1981's "Halloween 2." Man, a lot changed in three years. Whereas "Halloween" was almost more of a thriller that happened to feature a maniac stalking and killing teens, "Halloween 2" fully embraced being a slasher film, espec...
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