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Kai Saffron
Works at The Main Street Annex
Attended Miskatonic University
Lives in Charlottesville, Virginia
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While skateboarding home along the paved Rivanna River Trail today, I had the honor of being accompanied for a surprisingly long stretch of it by a butterfly escort.
I felt like a fairytale princess.
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Butterflies are awesome. I had one land in my hair, clamber down to the tip of my nose and "kiss" me on the nose for quite a while. I felt very "chosen".
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Synthetic Division soundcheck.
Perfoming TONIGHT with AMPS and DJ Dee Facto at Sanctum at the (formerly) Main St. Annex!
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The blank wall fungi is the canvas of the fool... 
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Boy, I sure know THOSE feels, street.

#DemFeels #Charlottesville 
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So does this mean any Violence, Accidents, or Traffic Violations Don't count or Non-Void of incident in Court . do we get a free get out of jail Card. Lol
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Crowdfunded '80s tribute/parody shortfilm.
So much this.
#Eighties
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+Remy Parker
Thank you good sir for helping make this happen.
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Um....
No.
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Look at that cute bloodsucking insect wearing pink shoes and a tutu.

I've just facepalmed so hard, I think I may need a doctor.
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I'm pretty freakin' sure this news item (true story: "Orthodox Jews Hire Mexicans As Antigay Protesters") was, in reality, an elaborate Alan Abel-esque prank perpetrated on the media by the Cacophony Society... or whatever it is that Operation Mayhem is calling itself these days...

Learn more about one of my True Heroes, Alan Abel, here:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Abel


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What a completely trifling scenario...we are pitifully easy to manipulate...it's totally insane!
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Congratulations, America, on the whole same-sex marriage thing- but personally I will be refraining from celebration until the day finally comes when single people can marry themselves.
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But what would happen if you disagree with yourself and over time it spirals down to the D word? You'd screw yourself over with lawyers (who would take the case 'cause money) and still be out of pocket no matter which side won.


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With each and every handful of raisins I eat I say to myself, "Raisins: Nature's candy. Dammit, I wish I had some candy" and then I laugh as if I haven't heard myself say that exact same thing with the last dozen+ handfuls of raisins, because I am nothing if not immensely amusing to myself.
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Fresh fruit is better. :-) 
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This week I applied, and was accepted, for my very first credit card (despite having a whopping credit score of ZERO).
Adult Achievement UNLOCKED.
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Let them fight to end of days....Really hope they will disappear.
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"I had a great Dad.
Whenever he was about to lose his temper, he would very calmly count to ten first before pulling our head out of the toilet."
(-Unknown Comedian)

#FathersDay  
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Work
Occupation
Solipsistic Narcissist, Po-Pomo Boho Ex-Hobo Fo' Sho'
Employment
  • The Main Street Annex
    present
    sanctum (Dark Alt. Dance/Goth/Industrial night)
  • ProPaganDada Due Library/ Infoshop/ Movie Theater/ Community Center/ Secret HQ/ Anarchist Bed & Breakfast/ etc., etc. (a.k.a., the P2D2)
    2014
    Sexy Librarian, Maintenance, and Cat Whisperer.
  • The Box
    '80s Night (DJ Night on hiatus)
  • The Box
    Random Riot (R.I.P.) An open-format DJ night
  • Rapture
    Random Riot
  • Rapture
    '80s Night
  • Rapture
    Umlaut (Goth/Industrial night)
  • OurSpace Community Center
  • The Nanci Raygun (R.I.P.)
    Sacrosanct (Goth/Industrial night)
  • The Outback Lodge
    The Dawning (Goth/Industrial night)
  • Tokyo Rose
    Funeral Drive (Rock DJ night)
  • Tokyo Rose
    The Dawning
  • CD's for Less
    Manager
    Used CD's, LP's, cassettes, movies and videogames. Buying and selling.
  • WAYB FM
    DJ, Announcer
  • An Organized Religion
    Minister
  • DNA
    Sperm
    I had to reach the egg.
Places
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Currently
Charlottesville, Virginia
Previously
Oakland, California - New Orleans, Louisiana - Fort Collins, Colorado - Belleview, Florida - Hanover, New Hampshire - Ong's Hat, New Jersey - UVA Psychiatric Ward (5 East) - Berkeley, California - San Francisco, California - Raleigh, North Carolina - Garner, North Carolina - Waynesboro, Virginia
Story
Tagline
I only add people I DON'T already know, you cliquish little twits.
Introduction
I participate in two Mystery Science Theater 3000-style hangouts on G+:  Glenn Roger's +MovieRiff on Saturdays and Sundays, as well as my own +Qwipster hangouts on Wednesday nights (see HERE) .  
I also offer IRL my library, theater, and other resources to the public under the aegis of the ProPaganDada Due.    


Education
  • Miskatonic University
    Cunnilinguistics, Mysanthropology
Basic Information
Looking for
Networking
Birthday
December 8
Other names
"DJ.k00k" (mgmt), ProPaganDada Due, P2D2, Random Passerby, Oh THAT guy.