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Claire Valene Bagley Hayes
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I have a crush on the founding fathers. I kind of like being blasted out of my skin. I enjoy finding secret passages through my covers to the bottom of my bed. It's a good idea to carry magnets in your pockets so that you could overpower any rebellious electronic devices, if needs be. I wonder who's smoking me, turning me to ashes. My elbows and red right ankle have disappeared. I write myself love notes on boring Sundays. My favorite words still are: macabre, touche, and fondue. I think that bookcase would be a beautiful name for a girl (or sandstorm or hat, but that's more of a boy's name). I still have anime hair. I want my pink shirt back. I regret I am too occupied to accept invitations. I secretly count your eyelashes. I now pretend that I'm Nancy Kerrigan or Anna Karenina because tragedy is much more fun. I'm still more Nancy Drew than any one fictional character. I still pretend to be a mermaid in the bath. I never expected it to be like this. I feel the need to throw myself around in an articulate way. I am a trapeze artist.
I have a crush on the founding fathers. I kind of like being blasted out of my skin. I enjoy finding secret passages through my covers to the bottom of my bed. It's a good idea to carry magnets in your pockets so that you could overpower any rebellious electronic devices, if needs be. I wonder who's smoking me, turning me to ashes. My elbows and red right ankle have disappeared. I write myself love notes on boring Sundays. My favorite words still are: macabre, touche, and fondue. I think that bookcase would be a beautiful name for a girl (or sandstorm or hat, but that's more of a boy's name). I still have anime hair. I want my pink shirt back. I regret I am too occupied to accept invitations. I secretly count your eyelashes. I now pretend that I'm Nancy Kerrigan or Anna Karenina because tragedy is much more fun. I'm still more Nancy Drew than any one fictional character. I still pretend to be a mermaid in the bath. I never expected it to be like this. I feel the need to throw myself around in an articulate way. I am a trapeze artist.

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New years Corn Dip
New years Corn Dip 3 cups frozen corn 1 can (4 Oz. Can) Chopped Green Chiles 1 whole Bell Pepper, Chopped 3 whole Green Onions, Chopped 2 whole Jalapenos, Chopped (without Seeds) 8 ounces, weight Shredded Cheddar Cheese 1 cup Sour Cream 1 cup Mayonnaise Met...

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Monster Mash 2015: #31
MONSTER MASH #31 HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! VIA VIA VIA BONUS ROUND: There is nothing quite like a Buzzfeed list to send you into the abyss that is the internet. Enjoy this creepsie list and kiss sleeping tonight goodbye. Happy Halloween: CREEPY LIST. GET IT WHILE ...

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Monster Mash 2015: #30
MONSTER MASH #30 "Beneath The Surface", by  Julie Dillon VIA

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Monster Mash 2015: #29
MONSTER MASH #29 "Spider Girl" by ~Myrmirada VIA

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Monster Mash 2015: #28
MONSTER MASH #28 Nothin' like a dozen or more tiny clowns to get the blood shrinking. VIA

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Monster Mash 2015: #27
MONSTER MASH #27 'Owl Cosplay' by H.P. Lovecraft VIA

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Monster Mash 2015: #26
MONSTER MASH #26 Sculptures by  Chris Ryniak

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Monster Mash 2015: #25
Monster Mash #25 Art by Sebastian Giacobino

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Monster Mash 2015: #24
MONSTER MASH #24 VIA
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