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In the last month, on separate occasions, people have referred to my Girlfriend Mom daughter as my "friend." The implication, as I internalized it, being that she was no longer my GM daughter because I was no longer her Girlfriend Mom becau...
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I wish I didn't overhear the following conversation between my parents the other day. My dad was in the family room, watching television. He yelled for my mother to join him. She did. Again, this i...
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Dating is fun (it is) and I do fine on my own, thank you, but I jumped at the chance to interview with a friend’s acquaintance, who just happens to be a Matchmaker in the city of 8.4 million. What ...
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What career child-free by choice woman soberly agrees to live with a divorced father of two and then wonder why his kids are always around?
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Motherhood was never an ambition but when a Latin lover walks into your life, child-free suddenly includes children. And when that same Latin lover walks out, you have to find a way to stay in the children's lives because you broke up with their father, not them. 
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I won Best Actress in a Musical, playing Roxie Hart, in "Chicago", at Stagedoor Manor Theater Arts Center in Loch Shledrake, NY, when I was 13.
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September 19