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In the last month, on separate occasions, people have referred to my Girlfriend Mom daughter as my "friend." The implication, as I internalized it, being that she was no longer my GM daughter because I was no longer her Girlfriend Mom becau...
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I wish I didn't overhear the following conversation between my parents the other day. My dad was in the family room, watching television. He yelled for my mother to join him. She did. Again, this i...
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Dating is fun (it is) and I do fine on my own, thank you, but I jumped at the chance to interview with a friend’s acquaintance, who just happens to be a Matchmaker in the city of 8.4 million. What ...
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Comedy writer
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Mission: to stay naked for her boyfriend while trying (and not very hard at that) to domesticate herself for the kids.
Introduction
The Girlfriend Mom was a woman leading an independent, childless by choice life. Now she's in a committed relationship and living with a divorced father of two.

It's the new new modern family.

Bragging rights
I won Best Actress in a Musical, playing Roxie Hart, in "Chicago", at Stagedoor Manor Theater Arts Center in Loch Shledrake, NY, when I was 13.
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Female
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September 19