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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, hehehehe

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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A:Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q:I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?
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Q:Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q:Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A:Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
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Q:Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is
Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
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Q:Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
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Q:Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
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Q:I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q:I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q:Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

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i wonder what type of fishing I can do there
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love this look at G+...Google can do it right, they just need to get their heads out of their rears! :) Hey +Vic Gundotra did you read this?
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The #WashingtonPost has ranked “social entrepreneurship” as one of the major innovations trends for 2011. Professor Yunus is introduced as the leading person in terms of social entrepreneurship. According to the Post, “social entrepreneurship is an exploding trend in global development and philanthropy”.
Innovation is happening all the time, but here are 11 trends worth keeping your eye on.
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Malcolm Gladwell (The Tipping Point, Blink) calls Steve Jobs "The Tweaker" +Clinton Stark writes, "No stranger to entertaining readers, Gladwell nips and tucks key passages from Walter Isaacson’s 'Steve Jobs' and assembles his own thoughtful retrospective." and "Most refreshing, though, about Gladwell’s take on the legend and his bio is its balanced examination of a man who relentlessly pursued perfection yet was far from it himself.
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CREATE A GOOGLE+ PAGES FOR BUSINESS
Google+ Pages for Business is not yet open for everyone. Google is probably rolling this feature slowly worldwide. However, the screen capture below is the first step to establish a Google+ business presence.
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Where does our knowledge come from?

Could be more than what meets the eye...
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All public posts have public metrics that show the "ripple effect" of your google + post - shows a quasi network diagram. Not sure how useful this is yet ... but fun to play with .. .http://www.scoop.it/t/google-for-nonprofits/p/672000712/about-google-ripples-google-help?sc_source=mail&_tmc=ZTozZwEaB-12NnKGL485cN_WsBGgxBHkPtRqPkCkZb0
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Make Mine Well-Done (with a Side of Calories) - could we be mismeasuring the caloric content of food? Excellent post by Elizabeth Preston at Inkfish

Unless you enjoy your beef patties uncooked and straight from the fridge, there may be more calories hiding in that hamburger than you think. Harvard researcher Rachel Carmody says that our standard method of measuring calorie content doesn't account for the ways heat changes food. Cooking adds calories, Carmody says, and she's got some Atkins-adherent mice to back her up.
Field of Science. New information on the Protorosaurian Reptile Macrocnemus fuyuanensis from the Triassic of China. 3 hours ago in Chinleana. Age is of course a fever chill?: Why even older scientists...
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We're not alone—17 other Google teams have also started pages on Google+ today. Add us to your circles now, and stay tuned for a couple more Google pages coming in the next few days.
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Introducing Google+ Pages!

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/11/google-pages-connect-with-all-things.html

I am thrilled to welcome brands, bands, businesses, etc. back in to Google+!

As most of you know, we "kicked out the brands" in the early going on Google+... Not because we don't love them (we do!) but because we wanted to create the right experience for users, as well as the brands themselves.

Today we've launched that experience. This is a very big day for us... thank you to the brands and businesses that have waited patiently as we perfected this... and huge congrats to the multiple teams that made this happen...

As with any Google+ launch, we know we have a lot to learn... This is the start, not the finish line.... we depend on your feedback. Let us know what you think!
Google+ Pages: connect with all the things you care about. 11/07/2011 10:01:00 AM. In life we connect with all kinds of people, places and things. There's friends and family, of course, but there&...
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We have been railroaded into this law, and it does not even seem to be having the desired affect.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/news/5691639/Illegal-download-law-fails
A new law introducing fines of up to $15,000 for people who illegally download movies and music from the internet has so far proven ineffective.
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  • University of Auckland
    French / English, 1981 - 1983
  • University of Auckland
    English, 1984 - 1985
  • Victoria University of Wellington
    Information Management, 1989 - 1989
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