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Rittis Maria Ikola
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Rittis (v.) To destroy everything with a vengeance; to realign a portal in order to blow it up for revenge and total destruction. "Hack aquired no items, so I rittised everything within a 5 km radius." "I spent all my Jarvis viruses rittising downtown today."
Rittis (v.) To destroy everything with a vengeance; to realign a portal in order to blow it up for revenge and total destruction. "Hack aquired no items, so I rittised everything within a 5 km radius." "I spent all my Jarvis viruses rittising downtown today."

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I have a new blog to record my interrail trip!

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This is Felicia Prevo. She is 18 from Magna Utah. Last seen at 7:15am on September 16, 2015. She is 5 feet 9 inches about 140 pounds. Blonde hair with blue eyes. She has gone missing and is believed to be making her way towards England to meet a stranger she met on Facebook. She did not take her cell phone with her and is on antidepressants that if not taken regularly could cause serious problems. If you see her please contact her mom, Susan Prevo (801) 232-6729 immediately. You can also email at sprevo@graniteschools.org. She is missed very much, and her family and friends are worried about her!!!! Please share this to bring her home!!!!
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This reminded me of the homepage I had at 13 and e-mail circular jokes such as Harmonising English so evribodi vil be hapi. #makedmelaughed

Context, relevant: imagine reading the following with nyancat hovering all over it.

Due to extensive research done by the Fourchon University of Science, diamond has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man.

The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards midwestern Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.

They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York.

They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man. 

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Lucky!
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The Resistance Nightshift says hello from the country of the nightless night. See the world from the perspective of sunrise at 04 and meet cool new people, like crows and cat and the abomination that is the Piggy Duck. There's only one drawback: when the temperature drops so does glyph hack speed bonus to under 60%. Pas mal.
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Daario, how did you grow so... Bearded? And STERBN
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If you want to practise a language you aren't using everyday (such as Finnish as s second language, or English) then The Bathtub of Brain-Melt AKA Språkbad AKA kielikylpy is for you. Comment below with your language of choice and the, ehm, weaker language you want to practise... #swedish #finnish #english #french #russian
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