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**SPOILERS FOR THE JEWELER WHO DEALT IN STARDUST**

The Wisdom Edgar Twill

Edgar Twill sat back and hugged the bottle of rotgut whiskey to his belly. “I know a story, it’s important, you should listen”.

“Three thieves, Shatley, Eddard and Gangster of Love, three apprentices, Pam, Jim and Mo-Reese, one house stuffed to rim with loot. Let’s see what happens when thieves stop being polite, and start being real.”

“It seemed like a simple heist, a known fence disappears leaving money on the table for anyone bold enough to take it, and the boys decided they were. Crawling through the sewers, they made their way into the house, around the traps, but through the locks like soft cheese and filled their pouches with gems, jewels and coin. But something wasn’t right, this wasn’t just a second story job as they believed, perhaps it was the magic circle and demonic skull, or the candle which burned for weeks or maybe it was their own shadows trying to kill them. But, really, it was the spinning purple gem shooting fire and stores in the black and millions of tiny spiders--that was the warning they should heed. Finding the vault was easy, the loss of two apprentices to the traps was another day at the office, even shooting Pam in the back as he ran was nothing new. Really, things could not go better and it was time to leave. But that spinning purple gem was too much, they might be rich now but they could INCREDIBLY rich when they took the gem! So, they tried. When the giant tick things killed Eddard exploding his chest it was awful. When the crushed the Gangster of Love and ripped him limb from limb, Shatley was worried. When the popped Shatley’s head off and sucked out his brain, he wasn’t worried any more.”

“So”, said Edgar, “If you are looking for moral, let it be something the Gangster of Love always said, “Come on, take the money and run”. Leave the magic for the party with warriors, clerics and wizards.”

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I’ve spent the last five minutes viciously insulting Carly and not once have I alluded to her gender out of pronoun-age.  I commend all you Hillary haters out there to learn to listen and listen to learn, you can be a mean spirited asshole and insult a woman as much as I just did without being a misogynist prick.
Show Notes Episode 57: Going to the End of the Line. Desperation. This week, host Dave Bledsoe examines the words of the prophets written on the men's room stall and comes to conclusion that some bathroom laws ARE needed–this place is disgusting! The subject of the SHOW this week is the looming ...
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**SPOILERS FOR INTRIGUE IN THE COURTS OF CHAOS***

The Edgar Twill Players find themselves facing--themselves and that they don’t like themselves at all.  Deep in the Plane of Law, the Lords of Order sent Champions to keep them from seizing the Yolkless Egg, because the Scions of Law are deeply concerned about their cholesterol count and for some reason they decided to best way to stop the party was a better looking version of the party.  What the Nancy Drews didn’t know is the Edgar Twill Players are at heart, self loathing and rapidly dispatched the Leather Daddy Dwarf Anti-Gorn and Anti-Joey in a series of vicious self reflections on the nature of their natures.  Anti-Antis, who in the Mirror Universe is a decent Wizard, quickly casted Charm Person on Actual Antis and orders his new buddy to fight on his side.  Sadly Real Roscoe, the Cleric casts a Word of Command infused with all sorts of Godly Ass Kicking and orders Anti-Antis to do his best R Kelly impression off the catwalk, not even doing a little turn on the catwalk in his sexy shirt, breaking the charm on his counter part and negating the spell casters.  Then it was done to just dirt fighting, and if there is one thing the part is good at, it’s dirty fighting.  The party wipe the walls with their Twins fairly quickly, with Real Roscoe actually picking up Anti-Edgar and throwing him into Anti-Jug killing them both.  To be fair, Jug has wanted to kill the real Edgar for sometime and probably enjoyed this a little too much.  Once we’d vanquished ourselves, we snatched the Incredible Edible Egg, or rather Edgar did.  This set the stage for repeat of the party trying to kill one another over the prize and Real Roscoe and Real Edgar decided to play chicken over the egg.  (Stop me before I pun again!)  Roscoe knew the way back to the Courts of Chaos, Edgar had the Egg, neither would budge.  Eventually, Leather Daddy Dwarf Gorn was chosen to broker the convention and carry the Egg out of the Cataract.  The party flew toward the gate to Chaos when Crystal Constructs streaked out of the Heavens to waylay them, not expected Edgar Twill Halfling God of War and Antis the Terrible Wizard but surprisingly good Warrior to just kick crystalline ASS.  The party blasted through two sets of Crystal Crushers with only Wolf the Thief getting crushed, again--for the record Wolf has been Mostly Dead five times now, and still has never had any loose change in his pockets.  During the Fighting, Leather Daddy Dwarf Gorn was laid low, and not in the back room of the Spanking Club way and Devious Bastard Roscoe wound up with Cadbury Cream Egg of Chaos as the Party returned to the Courts just in time for Doug Llewelyn to finish interviewing the parties in the Case of Pendlebrooks Purloined Pantry--and the VERY powerful Demon Lords of Chaos demanded their Egg.  The Party had been promised a LOT of money and magic to return the Egg, and each of them had been approached with side deals like a unbound candidate at a political convention,but Lyin’ Roscoe Cruz has the Egg and had to make the Choice.  It goes we saying, he Chose Wrong.  Bad.  Not Nice.  Demons attacked the party, the party killed the demons, gave the Egg to the forces of Balance and was whisked away with no loot, the eternal enmity of the Courts of Chaos and some vague promises of the world being save.  Did I mention NO LOOT!  This is like the FOURTH time we’ve saved the WORLD and NO LOOT!  I mean Edgar does not even have a magic item!  If this were Second Edition, he would have a plus five suit of badassery!  He is thinking of heading over to a game that rewards saving the world with something more than “Good night, good work, sleep well, we’ll most likely kill you in the next adventure!”  +Gabriel Meister +Jonathan Perkel 
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Why are poor white people SO pissed off?  We tell you why in this weeks episode!
This week your host Dave Bledsoe heads out into the flyover and takes long hard look at what has happened to rural white people, and why they are being disrespected by the Republican Establishment. Hint: It's Orange, Loud and Dangerous. Jumping off from a scathing article in the National Review ...
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“There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. ”
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It’s tough being a Hafling God of War.  Sure, you get chicks and free drinks but you gotta do some crazy things to hold onto to the title.  I guess we should back up.  When last we left the Edgar Twill Players, they were in the Tower of the Black Pearl, the hold of one Mr Sezrekan the Elder, another meddling wizard who’d plucked our heroes from their beds and dumped them in Fishmonger amongst the Pirates, including Pirate Dancer, who it turns out is NOT Tina Turner.  They’d made a tentative alliance with Dread Pirate Quinn and made their way to the Wizard’s Tomb, where they did some body plundering and discovered the secret gaining access to the loot stash of Mr Wizard.  It only cost one Pirate life.  So naturally, the pirate betrayed our party, just like Edgar predicted, but the what the pirates SHOULD have predicted was the savage ass whooping the party doled taking down four of them in one round.  Joey Tribianni, our youngest member shouted his war cray “HOW YOU DOIN!” and beheaded a pirate leaving his corpse standing up right and spurting blood from his stump…we have high hopes the lad.  Chasing down Dread Pirate Quinn we arrived at the Sea of Snakes to find the Black Pearl held in the statue of Johnny Depp’s Mouth.  Or at least that is what we called the statue holding the Pearl.  Sadly, our vengeance on Dread Pirate Quinn was denied, as he was tragically eaten by a writing pool of deadly snakes.  After some heroic  spwiwit, bwah-vado, a touch of deh-wing-doo Edgar managed to pluck the pearl from Johnny Depp’s mouth and escaped the rising tide of snakes and the tower all before the Sun came.  Some small note should be given the miniscule of assistance of Antis the Terrible (Wizard) who did NOT blow a spell check, to Roscoe the Cleric who DID blow a spell check and spent entire adventure trying to beg forgiveness from his God.  Jug now sports a jaunty crown from a dead sorcerer and resembles his namesake from Archie comics and Gorn the Leather Daddy Dwarf became even MORE fabulous.   Anyway, naturally the Wizard that set all this up showed up and claimed the Pearl, which Edgar felt was unfair since he’s risked his life to steal it.  The party was justly rewarded and sent home where we were immediately kidnapped AGAIN and whisked away to The Courts of Chaos.  Honestly, couldn’t we ONCE just plunder and Orc lair or take on a tribe of Kobolds?  I mean Chaotic Gods, we’re SECOND LEVEL.  Anyway, the Court of Chaos was very nice to us, got Edgar drunk, made offers to each of the Party which for some reason only Edgar was willing to be honest about, because if you offer a Chaotic Halfing with death wish and serious mental problems a chance to betray his party AND the Courts of Chaos, he is going to talk about it.  It’s no fun if people don’t know it’s coming.  Sure the Awful Lawfuls in the Party made some noises about serving the Courts of Chaos, but Edgar donned his new t-shirt reading “Embracing Chaos” with a smiling entity of hideous demeanor and so ugly as to require a Sanity Check if we were playing a different game, but Edgar digs it!  After being gifted with some truly awesome Chaos Weapons, I mean just BAD ASS, Edgar and the Boys arrived on the Plane of Law where they promptly kicked the crap out of Babe Blue Ox guarding the Diamond Castle, and prepare to enter so they can rob the Lawful Gods.  Because, hey, we are almost third level, and that is just the sort of thing us Big Damn Heroes do!  
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This week Host Dave Bledsoe distributes soothing gel to all the butthurt Liberals on the Internet in the form of a little history lesson about the God of the Republican Party Ronald Wilson Reagan who came from the ashes of broken people and lead them into glory. Trust us, it will make sense once ...
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Back from hiatus in our deluxe new studios, which we are tentatively calling The Room Where It Happens because it is in Hamilton Heights and even HINT of that Hamilton money would be gravy! This week we explore these strange feelings host Dave Bledsoe is having for Speaker of the House Paul Ryan ...
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That is it for our show this week, the What the HELL Were You Thinking Podcast will be on Hiatus for the next week maybe to as move from out dark, moldy cat piss smelling studios by the Hudson River to a Deluxe Apartment in the Sky, which will be just as dark and probably will smell of cat piss, but at least we will no longer have the excuse of the mold to hang our smoker’s cough on.
This week the show looks at the man children dominating the Republican Presidential Race to the bottom and their Twitter wars insulting each other's wives. We learn that petulant douchebaggery is an American Political Tradition and that nerds in the 80's could have used a good database to track ...
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Friday March 11th 2016 “Hard To Say I'm Sorry” Edition: In which your Host Dave Bledsoe admits his predictions on Rubio taking the nomination MAY be premature. We also look at some other broad misconceptions made by the pundit-ocracy, explain “Fucking Delegates, how do the work?
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