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We get out Honky on this week with a BRAND NEW SHOW!!!
Show Notes Episode 74: Honky See, Honky Do. This week Host Dave Bledsoe goes back to his roots to discover what the hell is wrong with White People? We've learned we definitely CANNOT rule out inbreeding. Along the way we talk about Hillary's big speech in Reno where she took Donny about behind ...
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This week Host Dave Bledsoe breaks out his special Clinton Campaign Marrying License and get’s ready to start Gay Marrying unwilling Christians before they are shipped off to the FEMA camp!
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Episode 73: Season of the Bitch by David Bledsoe
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All your base belong to Trump! Episode 71 is up for you!
Show Notes Episode 71: Someone Set Us Up the Bomb. This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers how to not stop worrying and very much fear the Bomb! He would also like someone to get this crying baby out of his studio! In the episode we find that repetition is very good, repetition is very good, ...
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All the BEST WORDS about the Donald's speech!
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that friendship IS actually magic as he dissects the week at the Republican National Convention, we love you Twilight Sparkle! Along the way we learn about why Rudy Giuliani is so angry (hint:because he's an asshole) and we give Intern Chrissy Christie our ...
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The irony of this is Dallas is actually one of the best police departments in the country when it comes to how it handles officer involved shootings, has a strong community outreach program to minority communities and is generally held as a shining example of how a police department SHOULD comport itself to the public. The protest preceding this attack was peaceful, Dallas PD was tweeting and instagramming photos of officers interacting with the protestors with dignity and professionalism. Had these attacks NOT taken place the story would’ve been a local item about local protest professionally handled responding to a larger issue.
This week Host Dave Bledsoe takes turns off the drops and dick jokes and talks about being a cop–no really he actually WAS a cop. This week has hit him pretty hard and in response there will be none of the usual chicanery in the show, just one guy talking about what it was like to be police, ...
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*VERY MINOR SPOILERS FOR THE EMERALD ENCHANTER*

Hirot, it is me you’re looking for?

When last we left the Edgar Twill Players, they’d just won friends and influenced Chaos Lords to hate them in the Courts of Chaos and were unceremoniously dumped on the road outside of their home in Hirot, notably not rich, nor powerful and not laden with magical items. Same as it ever was. As they made their way into town, the soon discovered their short jaunt lasted over two years as the Giant Tortoise turned. During that time, thinking them dead, their “friends” in Hirot had promptly sold off all their worldly possessions, in short not only did Lobelia Sackville Baggins get all their spoons, she got the silverware drawer, the kitchen and whole damn house, tore it down and opened a Ye Olde Elevenes and Sevensies in the spot. As noted Assassin Martin Blank once said, you can’t go home again, but apparently you can shop there.

To make matters worse, their local Jarl was replaced by a orange hued troll with bright white hair, who promises to build a wall around Hirot to keep the Green Gem Golems out and make the Emerald Enchanter pay for it--guess who he wants to be deliver the invoice? That’s right, the Edgar Twill Players. Sad.

Having no money, no home and nothing better to do, they ventured forth to confront the dead beat Enchanter who was clearly not sending the best people to Hirot, though some we assume, were good Golems. They approaches his Citadel to find two large, angry Emerald creations guarding the place, who charged them like angry old man at a kid with dreadlocks, killing Antis the Terrible Wizard and generally making people look silly until Edgar Twill Halfling God of War dove into the fray, short swords blurring into their stony flesh, single handedly shearing the limbs from a green automaton and turning it into a pile of flesh and blood, because apparently you can’t make Hirot great again without killing a bunch of village and turning them into monsters. Disgraceful.

Penetrating the Citadel, they were attacked by a 4th Grade Art Project animated by an evil will and a terrible sense of aesthetic, whipping crudely painted tiles off wall and swirling them around like a mouse in a blender killing Antis the Terrible Wizard and embarrassing everyone until Gorn the Leather Daddy Dwarf came forward and smacked that bitch up with a broad side of ax and shield, using a dance move he lifted from Sir MC of Hammer in the 80’s. The Crudely Drawn Tile Monster fought on, but finally realized he could not touch this and died.

They almost managed to serve the bill to the Emerald Enchanter by dropping a Palantir on his head, but Antis the Terrible died of shame when he missed and then Emmy sicked some green skulls on the crew and they ran--straight into a hallway where the walls attacked them, killing Antis the Terrible, killing Wolf the Thief and some jackass hit Edgar in the back of the head with a ha
nd axe they CLAIMED they were throwing at the wall monsters--funny how the Wall Monsters were in the WALLS while Edgar was in the MIDDLE OF THE HALL. Funny. After killing most of the Wall Monsters and running away, they ran into a another Green Golem, which killed Antis before being cut down.

Joey again proved himself the consummate warrior by posing heroically on the corpses of his foes. Roscoe the Cleric of the Sovereign managed to piss off his God by repeatedly saving Anti the Terrible Wizard from his constant dying and nagging to heal the battered party--apparently healing a Chaotic Halfling with an AXE WOUND IN HIS HEAD was just TOO MUCH to bear and Roscoe had to sacrifice some artwork he apparently kept in his underwear for reasons best left unexplored, and Jugg, oh Jugg, how they do it in the Shutter Mountains is NOT how we do it in Hirot--it just makes you look silly. +Gabriel Meister +Jonathan Perkel 
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I’ve spent the last five minutes viciously insulting Carly and not once have I alluded to her gender out of pronoun-age.  I commend all you Hillary haters out there to learn to listen and listen to learn, you can be a mean spirited asshole and insult a woman as much as I just did without being a misogynist prick.
Show Notes Episode 57: Going to the End of the Line. Desperation. This week, host Dave Bledsoe examines the words of the prophets written on the men's room stall and comes to conclusion that some bathroom laws ARE needed–this place is disgusting! The subject of the SHOW this week is the looming ...
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We are very sorry about the Nickelback. But, here is the show anyway.
SHOW NOTES: EPISODE 72: “Don't Panic!” This week Host Dave Bledsoe tries to calm everyone down with some soothing music and sonorous chants he learned spending seven days in Tibet. He was not technically at a Buddhist Monastery, but in what the madam of the Lhasa cathouse assured him was a very ...
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If you hate Hillary like I hate Bud Light Lime-A-Rita, you shouldn't listen.
SHOW NOTES EPISODE 70: “THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE”. This week Host Dave Bledsoe wipes the Cheez Whiz off his chest, and talks about all the doings at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. Along the way he courts the rage of the American Hacking Community and anyone who doesn't like ...
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Cleveland Rocks in this weeks show about the GOP Convention!
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appy Birthday ‘Murca! In this episode of the show Host Dave Bledsoe talks the Founding Fathers and all the goodness that happened on 1776
Happy Birthday 'Murca! In this episode of the show Host Dave Bledsoe talks the Founding Fathers and all the goodness that happened on 1776–Holy Jesus, we just read the script–he's gone mad! He can't DO that, not on 4th of July Weekend! For the love of God someone get someone on the phone…we ...
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**SPOILERS FOR THE JEWELER WHO DEALT IN STARDUST**

The Wisdom Edgar Twill

Edgar Twill sat back and hugged the bottle of rotgut whiskey to his belly. “I know a story, it’s important, you should listen”.

“Three thieves, Shatley, Eddard and Gangster of Love, three apprentices, Pam, Jim and Mo-Reese, one house stuffed to rim with loot. Let’s see what happens when thieves stop being polite, and start being real.”

“It seemed like a simple heist, a known fence disappears leaving money on the table for anyone bold enough to take it, and the boys decided they were. Crawling through the sewers, they made their way into the house, around the traps, but through the locks like soft cheese and filled their pouches with gems, jewels and coin. But something wasn’t right, this wasn’t just a second story job as they believed, perhaps it was the magic circle and demonic skull, or the candle which burned for weeks or maybe it was their own shadows trying to kill them. But, really, it was the spinning purple gem shooting fire and stores in the black and millions of tiny spiders--that was the warning they should heed. Finding the vault was easy, the loss of two apprentices to the traps was another day at the office, even shooting Pam in the back as he ran was nothing new. Really, things could not go better and it was time to leave. But that spinning purple gem was too much, they might be rich now but they could INCREDIBLY rich when they took the gem! So, they tried. When the giant tick things killed Eddard exploding his chest it was awful. When the crushed the Gangster of Love and ripped him limb from limb, Shatley was worried. When the popped Shatley’s head off and sucked out his brain, he wasn’t worried any more.”

“So”, said Edgar, “If you are looking for moral, let it be something the Gangster of Love always said, “Come on, take the money and run”. Leave the magic for the party with warriors, clerics and wizards.”

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NYC based photographer specializing in Photojournalist and Street Photography.
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  • FreeVerse Photography
    Photographer, 2009 - present
  • Tribeca Soho Animal Hospital
    Veterinary Technician, 2011
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