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All the BEST WORDS about the Donald's speech!
This week Host Dave Bledsoe discovers that friendship IS actually magic as he dissects the week at the Republican National Convention, we love you Twilight Sparkle! Along the way we learn about why Rudy Giuliani is so angry (hint:because he's an asshole) and we give Intern Chrissy Christie our ...
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Cleveland Rocks in this weeks show about the GOP Convention!
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appy Birthday ‘Murca! In this episode of the show Host Dave Bledsoe talks the Founding Fathers and all the goodness that happened on 1776
Happy Birthday 'Murca! In this episode of the show Host Dave Bledsoe talks the Founding Fathers and all the goodness that happened on 1776–Holy Jesus, we just read the script–he's gone mad! He can't DO that, not on 4th of July Weekend! For the love of God someone get someone on the phone…we ...
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I’ve spent the last five minutes viciously insulting Carly and not once have I alluded to her gender out of pronoun-age.  I commend all you Hillary haters out there to learn to listen and listen to learn, you can be a mean spirited asshole and insult a woman as much as I just did without being a misogynist prick.
Show Notes Episode 57: Going to the End of the Line. Desperation. This week, host Dave Bledsoe examines the words of the prophets written on the men's room stall and comes to conclusion that some bathroom laws ARE needed–this place is disgusting! The subject of the SHOW this week is the looming ...
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**SPOILERS FOR INTRIGUE IN THE COURTS OF CHAOS***

The Edgar Twill Players find themselves facing--themselves and that they don’t like themselves at all.  Deep in the Plane of Law, the Lords of Order sent Champions to keep them from seizing the Yolkless Egg, because the Scions of Law are deeply concerned about their cholesterol count and for some reason they decided to best way to stop the party was a better looking version of the party.  What the Nancy Drews didn’t know is the Edgar Twill Players are at heart, self loathing and rapidly dispatched the Leather Daddy Dwarf Anti-Gorn and Anti-Joey in a series of vicious self reflections on the nature of their natures.  Anti-Antis, who in the Mirror Universe is a decent Wizard, quickly casted Charm Person on Actual Antis and orders his new buddy to fight on his side.  Sadly Real Roscoe, the Cleric casts a Word of Command infused with all sorts of Godly Ass Kicking and orders Anti-Antis to do his best R Kelly impression off the catwalk, not even doing a little turn on the catwalk in his sexy shirt, breaking the charm on his counter part and negating the spell casters.  Then it was done to just dirt fighting, and if there is one thing the part is good at, it’s dirty fighting.  The party wipe the walls with their Twins fairly quickly, with Real Roscoe actually picking up Anti-Edgar and throwing him into Anti-Jug killing them both.  To be fair, Jug has wanted to kill the real Edgar for sometime and probably enjoyed this a little too much.  Once we’d vanquished ourselves, we snatched the Incredible Edible Egg, or rather Edgar did.  This set the stage for repeat of the party trying to kill one another over the prize and Real Roscoe and Real Edgar decided to play chicken over the egg.  (Stop me before I pun again!)  Roscoe knew the way back to the Courts of Chaos, Edgar had the Egg, neither would budge.  Eventually, Leather Daddy Dwarf Gorn was chosen to broker the convention and carry the Egg out of the Cataract.  The party flew toward the gate to Chaos when Crystal Constructs streaked out of the Heavens to waylay them, not expected Edgar Twill Halfling God of War and Antis the Terrible Wizard but surprisingly good Warrior to just kick crystalline ASS.  The party blasted through two sets of Crystal Crushers with only Wolf the Thief getting crushed, again--for the record Wolf has been Mostly Dead five times now, and still has never had any loose change in his pockets.  During the Fighting, Leather Daddy Dwarf Gorn was laid low, and not in the back room of the Spanking Club way and Devious Bastard Roscoe wound up with Cadbury Cream Egg of Chaos as the Party returned to the Courts just in time for Doug Llewelyn to finish interviewing the parties in the Case of Pendlebrooks Purloined Pantry--and the VERY powerful Demon Lords of Chaos demanded their Egg.  The Party had been promised a LOT of money and magic to return the Egg, and each of them had been approached with side deals like a unbound candidate at a political convention,but Lyin’ Roscoe Cruz has the Egg and had to make the Choice.  It goes we saying, he Chose Wrong.  Bad.  Not Nice.  Demons attacked the party, the party killed the demons, gave the Egg to the forces of Balance and was whisked away with no loot, the eternal enmity of the Courts of Chaos and some vague promises of the world being save.  Did I mention NO LOOT!  This is like the FOURTH time we’ve saved the WORLD and NO LOOT!  I mean Edgar does not even have a magic item!  If this were Second Edition, he would have a plus five suit of badassery!  He is thinking of heading over to a game that rewards saving the world with something more than “Good night, good work, sleep well, we’ll most likely kill you in the next adventure!”  +Gabriel Meister +Jonathan Perkel 
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The irony of this is Dallas is actually one of the best police departments in the country when it comes to how it handles officer involved shootings, has a strong community outreach program to minority communities and is generally held as a shining example of how a police department SHOULD comport itself to the public. The protest preceding this attack was peaceful, Dallas PD was tweeting and instagramming photos of officers interacting with the protestors with dignity and professionalism. Had these attacks NOT taken place the story would’ve been a local item about local protest professionally handled responding to a larger issue.
This week Host Dave Bledsoe takes turns off the drops and dick jokes and talks about being a cop–no really he actually WAS a cop. This week has hit him pretty hard and in response there will be none of the usual chicanery in the show, just one guy talking about what it was like to be police, ...
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*VERY MINOR SPOILERS FOR THE EMERALD ENCHANTER*

Hirot, it is me you’re looking for?

When last we left the Edgar Twill Players, they’d just won friends and influenced Chaos Lords to hate them in the Courts of Chaos and were unceremoniously dumped on the road outside of their home in Hirot, notably not rich, nor powerful and not laden with magical items. Same as it ever was. As they made their way into town, the soon discovered their short jaunt lasted over two years as the Giant Tortoise turned. During that time, thinking them dead, their “friends” in Hirot had promptly sold off all their worldly possessions, in short not only did Lobelia Sackville Baggins get all their spoons, she got the silverware drawer, the kitchen and whole damn house, tore it down and opened a Ye Olde Elevenes and Sevensies in the spot. As noted Assassin Martin Blank once said, you can’t go home again, but apparently you can shop there.

To make matters worse, their local Jarl was replaced by a orange hued troll with bright white hair, who promises to build a wall around Hirot to keep the Green Gem Golems out and make the Emerald Enchanter pay for it--guess who he wants to be deliver the invoice? That’s right, the Edgar Twill Players. Sad.

Having no money, no home and nothing better to do, they ventured forth to confront the dead beat Enchanter who was clearly not sending the best people to Hirot, though some we assume, were good Golems. They approaches his Citadel to find two large, angry Emerald creations guarding the place, who charged them like angry old man at a kid with dreadlocks, killing Antis the Terrible Wizard and generally making people look silly until Edgar Twill Halfling God of War dove into the fray, short swords blurring into their stony flesh, single handedly shearing the limbs from a green automaton and turning it into a pile of flesh and blood, because apparently you can’t make Hirot great again without killing a bunch of village and turning them into monsters. Disgraceful.

Penetrating the Citadel, they were attacked by a 4th Grade Art Project animated by an evil will and a terrible sense of aesthetic, whipping crudely painted tiles off wall and swirling them around like a mouse in a blender killing Antis the Terrible Wizard and embarrassing everyone until Gorn the Leather Daddy Dwarf came forward and smacked that bitch up with a broad side of ax and shield, using a dance move he lifted from Sir MC of Hammer in the 80’s. The Crudely Drawn Tile Monster fought on, but finally realized he could not touch this and died.

They almost managed to serve the bill to the Emerald Enchanter by dropping a Palantir on his head, but Antis the Terrible died of shame when he missed and then Emmy sicked some green skulls on the crew and they ran--straight into a hallway where the walls attacked them, killing Antis the Terrible, killing Wolf the Thief and some jackass hit Edgar in the back of the head with a ha
nd axe they CLAIMED they were throwing at the wall monsters--funny how the Wall Monsters were in the WALLS while Edgar was in the MIDDLE OF THE HALL. Funny. After killing most of the Wall Monsters and running away, they ran into a another Green Golem, which killed Antis before being cut down.

Joey again proved himself the consummate warrior by posing heroically on the corpses of his foes. Roscoe the Cleric of the Sovereign managed to piss off his God by repeatedly saving Anti the Terrible Wizard from his constant dying and nagging to heal the battered party--apparently healing a Chaotic Halfling with an AXE WOUND IN HIS HEAD was just TOO MUCH to bear and Roscoe had to sacrifice some artwork he apparently kept in his underwear for reasons best left unexplored, and Jugg, oh Jugg, how they do it in the Shutter Mountains is NOT how we do it in Hirot--it just makes you look silly. +Gabriel Meister +Jonathan Perkel 
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**SPOILERS FOR THE JEWELER WHO DEALT IN STARDUST**

The Wisdom Edgar Twill

Edgar Twill sat back and hugged the bottle of rotgut whiskey to his belly. “I know a story, it’s important, you should listen”.

“Three thieves, Shatley, Eddard and Gangster of Love, three apprentices, Pam, Jim and Mo-Reese, one house stuffed to rim with loot. Let’s see what happens when thieves stop being polite, and start being real.”

“It seemed like a simple heist, a known fence disappears leaving money on the table for anyone bold enough to take it, and the boys decided they were. Crawling through the sewers, they made their way into the house, around the traps, but through the locks like soft cheese and filled their pouches with gems, jewels and coin. But something wasn’t right, this wasn’t just a second story job as they believed, perhaps it was the magic circle and demonic skull, or the candle which burned for weeks or maybe it was their own shadows trying to kill them. But, really, it was the spinning purple gem shooting fire and stores in the black and millions of tiny spiders--that was the warning they should heed. Finding the vault was easy, the loss of two apprentices to the traps was another day at the office, even shooting Pam in the back as he ran was nothing new. Really, things could not go better and it was time to leave. But that spinning purple gem was too much, they might be rich now but they could INCREDIBLY rich when they took the gem! So, they tried. When the giant tick things killed Eddard exploding his chest it was awful. When the crushed the Gangster of Love and ripped him limb from limb, Shatley was worried. When the popped Shatley’s head off and sucked out his brain, he wasn’t worried any more.”

“So”, said Edgar, “If you are looking for moral, let it be something the Gangster of Love always said, “Come on, take the money and run”. Leave the magic for the party with warriors, clerics and wizards.”

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This week Host Dave Bledsoe distributes soothing gel to all the butthurt Liberals on the Internet in the form of a little history lesson about the God of the Republican Party Ronald Wilson Reagan who came from the ashes of broken people and lead them into glory. Trust us, it will make sense once ...
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Sexy Paul Ryan is here to shower you with his amazing manhood!
Back from hiatus in our deluxe new studios, which we are tentatively calling The Room Where It Happens because it is in Hamilton Heights and even HINT of that Hamilton money would be gravy! This week we explore these strange feelings host Dave Bledsoe is having for Speaker of the House Paul Ryan ...
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That is it for our show this week, the What the HELL Were You Thinking Podcast will be on Hiatus for the next week maybe to as move from out dark, moldy cat piss smelling studios by the Hudson River to a Deluxe Apartment in the Sky, which will be just as dark and probably will smell of cat piss, but at least we will no longer have the excuse of the mold to hang our smoker’s cough on.
This week the show looks at the man children dominating the Republican Presidential Race to the bottom and their Twitter wars insulting each other's wives. We learn that petulant douchebaggery is an American Political Tradition and that nerds in the 80's could have used a good database to track ...
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