I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I look great. I’m not ashamed to say it. I feel great, too.

It’s taken over a year of cutting out the sodas and snacks. A year of saying “no” to second helpings of entrees and saying even firmer “no”s to initial servings of dessert.

It would seem that March 8th is going to be my biggest challenge to date.

Three words, people: Doritos. Locos. Taco.

I don’t think I’m going to be able to resist this one.

The sweet potato tots from Sonic were really the ones that I thought were going to break me, but after I made it through their initial launch weekend, I knew I was safe.

“Buy one, get one” original chicken sandwiches from BK seemed like a deal that I couldn’t resist and the $4.99 Butterfly Shrimp Tackle Box from Popeye’s seemed even MORE likely to get me to deviate from my newly acquired healthy way of living.

Yet, somehow I persevered. I had a plan in place and I stuck to it.

…and then here comes this Dorito taco.

I don’t think I’m going to be able to hold strong, man.

Not only have two of my favorite things come together in a salty blend of heaven, but they’re only $1.29!

I’ve got Moneyball money now, dude. I’d bet the character I played in that one would know that the statistical probability of deliciousness of this item make it a “must buy,” and in mass quantitites.

I’m going to try to not get back to Superbad weight, but if this item is here to stay, we all know that isn’t possible.

21 Jump Street in theaters, March 16th!!!
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