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Seriously… I have been paid – and continue to be paid – to recite written dialogue on screen, in movies.

Check it out. The truth is out there.

In the face of my clear mental handicap, I feel pretty good about my accomplishments.

There aren’t too many real-life people with I.Q.s as low as mine that can claim they have their own action figure.

Yeah, life is pretty good.
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