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Jessica Milly
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All these guys who want to slap the cuffs on a frigid blonde need to Let it Go with their Fifty Shades of Grey fantasies.
Frozen's Queen Elsa is racking up quite the arrest record.
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So what did she do when they told her to freeze
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It also helps prevent frostbite.
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It's just another thing your gf will laugh at.
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Guys, quit scratching at it.
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Now who's the cock blocker
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Easy babysitter gives it up on first ride home after date night.
OMAHA, NE—Local man James Carlson totally got some Friday night when his wife, Shelly, "went all the way" after just one date night, the lucky husband reported.
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My kind of wife.
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Most of my handcuff stories involve both.
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nice
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Just wait until you see what she does with her rosary beads.
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Hot.  :)
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If you're having trouble deciding what color my dress is, I'll gladly take it off so you can have a closer look.
The POPSUGAR offices are so heated right now. (Really, we have never had a debate to this passionate degree.) Tumblr user swiked posted a photo of this dress explaining that she and her friends could not agree on whether it's white and gold or black and
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That is what I expected you to do take it off I don't work like Bill Clinton. 
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I'm guessing this guy doesn't have a lot of experience with actual vaginas.
That's what you get for asking if vaginal exams can be done by swallowing a camera
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Insert.
Pull out.
Repeat. Several times.
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Girlfriend dumped after giving boyfriend virus.
GREAT FALLS, MT—Amanda Manis was dumped Monday after forwarding boyfriend Anthony Madrid a link for the humor web site LunaticLobsters.com.
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Lobsters?  She should be thankful it wasn't crabs!
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Keeping up with the Car-crashians.
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Oh my God kimmy I hope north west is ok as well as all of you um who was driving May ask. Hopefully it wasn't to Serious was north west driving she probably can't reach the pedals my son let his 15 year old friend drive home from school and the boy never drive's and tried to park in the driveway and smashed my garage door butt luckily I fixed it but it's still smashed 😮📞cal me✌




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Hey, my eyes are up here! BANG!
Michigan police say a woman who shot herself in the eye on New Year's Day was adjusting a handgun in her bra holster when the weapon accidentally discharged.
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Diamond Joe offered to show her the Executive Branch.
Biden got up close and personal with the wife of newly sworn-in Defense Secretary Ashton Carter, tenderly whispering in her ear.
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"He then placed his hands gingerly on her shoulders as she gave an annoyed smirk."

Annoyed?  When she looks into the camera, she looks smug!  And the look Ash Carter gave Biden was admonishing, while Biden's look was defiant.  Wow.
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