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Jessica Milly
Works at Putting Out
Attends Thomas E Dewey
Lives in Dearborn, Michigan
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How to get an A in First Aid Class.
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Either way, he could end up with a virus.
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Condom vending machines in student bathrooms most frequently used technology in school.
ST. LOUIS—Noting the modern interface and newly installed software, sources confirmed Tuesday that the vending machine in Kenwood High School’s cafeteria is the most up-to-date technology in the school.
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Can't she at least let him watch the live stream video?
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You can't get in the club without a tramp stamp.
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I don't think THAT is what he's looking at! 
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Willing to do the deed, in order to close the deal.
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"The Ball-broker"
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It was the breast compliment she's ever received. She'll treasure the mammaries forever.
BROOKLYN, NY—Blushing in pleasant surprise after receiving the admiring attentions of a pedestrian Tuesday morning, local woman Maley Phillips, 25, told friends she was genuinely flattered when an absolute stranger approached her and said the nicest...
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Was hoping to see something like 80085 on the lottery ticket
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The favorite one in the whole park.
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Comes with a creamy sauce.
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I'll bet they spent a lot of time working on the missionary position.
Shamed French teacher Isabelle Graham, 28, was struck off on Tuesday for having sex with the 17-year-old pupil at a Travelodge hotel in…
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And I struck off to her picture! 
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Male orgasm captured as sticky film on Area Woman's face.
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Announcing
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Reminds me of this book I found in gasp our local small-town public library:

en.m.wikipedia.org

Holy penile plethysmograph, Batman! Scientific porno!
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Technology will never be a replacement for hands-on experience.
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I don't like the sound of that "clap". The clap, just from removing the bra !!?
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