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Jessica Milly
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Deadbeat baby daddy Ken not included.
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Couldn't she GILF her way out of getting arrested?
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Patricia Ebel, 49, was driving her 10-year-old grandson home after a day at the pool when she crashed her black BMW into a car that was stopped at an intersection in Naples, Florida.
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Couldn't those naughty schoolgirls think of some way to get out of trouble?
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Priorities.
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It's great for avoiding headboard bruises. 
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Mom didn't put her best foot forward with that one.
A randy, 35-year-old Georgia mother has lost custody of all five of her children after she hosted a party for her teenage daughter and the girl's teen friends which allegedly included alcohol, drugs,
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He'll I just need a trip leaving the wife and pets home is my plan.😉
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Pile of naked ladies from the 70s found near large bush.
FREEPORT, ME—Excitedly pushing past each other as they gathered around the slightly soggy pile, a group of overjoyed local fifth-graders came across several perfectly good naked ladies lying right in the woods behind the baseball field, sources conf...
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Intern encouraged to take on the members of 3 staff at the same time until she's full.
PHILADELPHIA—According to company sources, the spring class of interns at Fischer Marketing was encouraged by their supervisor Tuesday to show their commitment and drive around the office by voluntarily taking on more responsibilities of three full-...
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Daddy always came to visit when Mommy brought me to the strip club for "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day." Sometimes he'd even give me his leftover singles if he had any.
WASHINGTON, DC—Tensions were running high Tuesday as Americans nervously explained their jobs, gave workplace tours, and introduced their bastard children to coworkers on National "Take Your Illegitimate Daughter To Work" Day. "Today, we encourage young girls to think about the future while we acknowledge the sins of our past," said President Bush, who insisted that cameras remain trained on his face during his address. "Let's encourage our unnam...
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Most presidents suck anyway. So why not elect the best?
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ROSS PEROT CALLED IT FIRST WITH THE SUCKING SOUND PREDICTION.
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Oh God, the boys are glad I wore a miniskirt today.
OVERLAND PARK, KS—Appearing stunned and unsettled as they entered her classroom Wednesday, students from Ms. Frederickson’s fourth-period social studies class were reportedly overcome with panic 
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A story with a happy ending.
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He just wanted a little milk to go with his cookies.
A man dressed as Cookie Monster was arrested Monday after allegedly groping a 16-year-old girl’s breast, police said.
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B is for boobie, thats good enough for me!
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