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Something to lighten up your Friday afternoon :-) 

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Unfortunately the cat can't talk to defend himself... Haha what's next! 

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More people need to relax and let loose once in awhile and not care! The world would be a happier place. 
“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.” -Anon.

Happy new year everyone! Let this year bring more joy, laughter, and new experiences in your lives and may you surrond yourself with love rather than greed!

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less... We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years...
-Jeorge Carlin "The Paradox of our Time"

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Number 9 is my favorite! So true! 

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Admit it that you said it before. 

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Saw the phenomenal Sir Paul McCartney tonight! The best concert I've ever been to. Also, I loved that he reminded me of a time where musicians were good and became famous because of talent and love for music. So wish I could have seen all the Beetles perform but do thankful I saw one in my life time. 

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This is too funny! :-) 
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen.

As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)

"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kiddin' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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