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Kurt Onken
Works at Messiah Lutheran Church, Marysville, WA
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Gruden, Harbaugh, Ditka, Belichick, Jaworski, two former US presidents, and a host of others...Caliendo nails them all. This is very funny.
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Kids: "Daddy, we want to be headhunters when we grow up." Maybe introducing them to Gilligan's Island wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Introduced the kids to another fine example of my own childhood entertainment.

When you find yourself in danger, 
When you're threatened by a stranger, 
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk) 
There is someone waiting, 
Who will hurry up and rescue you, 
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!) 

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it, 
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk, ack!) 

He will drink his super sauce 
And throw the bad guys for a loss 
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk) 
There is one thing you should learn 
When there is no one else to turn to 
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk) 
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!)
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Enjoy, Sherlock fans.
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I always wondered what the big deal was with the little "Quartz" printed on my watch face. Now I know.
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Son: "Dad, you're almost 50. But how come you don't look very old? You look young." Naive honesty or avaricious manipulation?
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