I've spotted Bigfoot stalking me.
My sweat is used as an active ingredients in most colognes.
My gaming skills are so renowned, that 8 year old gamer's are keep silence in my presence in a lobby.
Women tend to drop what they are hold (or have on) from the mere glimpse of me.
Germaphobes cant keep their hands off me.
My shoes never crease.
I've won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
A bird in my hand is worth three in the bush.
My love making has been detected with a seismograph.
I book flights through Air-force One.
Bear hugs are what I give bears.
Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about me.
- I'm the most interesting man in the world...(If I were the last man alive...)
I don't always code but when I do,
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Use Google my friends.