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My up coming book of funny/innuendo poems is in the making. Here's a little taste of what you'll be reading. After all, humour never killed anyone...right?

My First Time.

It was my first time, he sat next to me hand on his stick, up down up down, was I too quick? “Easy does it”, he say’s with an exhausted tone, the air thick as he started to moan.

Shift to the left shift to the right, eye’s rolling back no need to be polite. “Stop”! He shouts, we are heading for a bang, my hands beads of sweat how much more could I stand.

Teach me don’t teach me that’s up to you, a driving instructor who shouts is not good for you.

By Michelle Sotiriou