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Ashutosh Vishwakarma
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HAR KISI ME KOI NA KOI HUNAR, AK AISI PAHCHAN JO SIRF USI KI HOTI HEA JISE KOI NHI LE SAKTA, BAS USSE DUR RAHNE KI BAJAH JANANE KI JARURAT H
HAR KISI ME KOI NA KOI HUNAR, AK AISI PAHCHAN JO SIRF USI KI HOTI HEA JISE KOI NHI LE SAKTA, BAS USSE DUR RAHNE KI BAJAH JANANE KI JARURAT H

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Happiness is something that parents, after learning
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A physics student was hit by a brick falling from a house. He fainted, but came to after a while and started smiling.
The onlookers were worried,
so they asked him why the smile.
"I just realized how lucky I am because the kinetic energy is only half m v squared."
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Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and
controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.
Happy Engineers Day.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Please bill Jnlokpal or Government lokpal must give their opinion about it is the duty of every Indian...
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Today is very precious day Some one special was born Born to fight against inhumanity Born to save the trust in God ""Happy Janamashtami""
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Anna Ham Tumhare sath hai....
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Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did you hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!"
"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"
"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."
"What a horrible way to die!"
"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."
"What a way to go, that's terrible!"
"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."
"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"
"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen; tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."
"Man, what a way to go!"
"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."
"Now that is one awful way to go!"
"No no, he survived that..."
"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"
"I shot him!"
"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"
"He was wrecking my house."
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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talaash hai..
Har chehare mein kuch to ehsaas hai..

Aapse dosti hum yunhi nahi kar baithe..
Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai..

Chiraagon se agar andhera door hota..
To chaand ki chahat kise hoti..

Kat sakti agar akele jindagi..
To dosti naam ki cheez hi na hoti..

Kabhi kisi se jee kar ye judai mat karna..
Is dost se kabhi ruswayee mat karna..

Kabhi agar dil bhar jaye to sang apne rula lena..
Tanha jee kar is dost ko aisi saza mat dena..

Dosti sachhi hui to waqt ruk jata hai..
Aasmaan laakh uncha ho magar jukh jata hai..

Dosti mein duniya laakh bane rukaawat..
Agar dost sachha ho to khuda jukh jata hai..

Sachhi hai dosti aazma ke dekho..
Karke yakeen mujh par mere paas aake dekho..

Badalta nahi kabhi sona apna rang..
Chahe jitni baar aag mein jala kar dekho..
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