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Jessica Dohme
Worked at Krusty Krab
Attended Mrs.Puff's Boating school
Lives in Bikini Bottom
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Hello! If you're reading this you probably searched me....well that's not creepy at all...I have odd teachers....nice(sometimes), funny but odd.
 
Okay, so i go to school....shocker. but the teachers are so weird...like really, please tell me why my science teacher is bipolar! its like- I decided to postpone the test...POPQUIZ! ummm yeah, but my language arts teacher talks with her hands and gives us brownies for doing our work...but even though she does that...half the year she hasn't even been at school....its like...She visits her gransdson in mexico like 3 times, has phnemonia 2 times,. falls down on the pavement..busts her face, gets surgery and gets in a car crash and busts her face again. wow...ok my math teacher.... SQUIRRELL!!!!!! and my social studies teacher had to resign for saying the n word to a bunch of students...so i am currently being tortured by a whole bunch of substitutes that barley speak english... but i also have this hilarious spanish teacher...but he doesn't mean to make us laugh..its like, we're laughing at you, not with you!
 
so yesss, i like to text and play the djembe, (a african drum) and i also like to wear dresses and stuff....nobody really understands it...but its niiice.

I'm married to Harry Styles! omg...i love 1 direction...and his super amazing British accent!...we eat crumpits and Fish n' Chips together!
Bragging rights
I am the only girl in the African Drum Ensemble at my School.
Education
  • Mrs.Puff's Boating school
    2009 - 2012
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Gender
Female
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Other names
Jess
Work
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cooking Krabby Patties
Employment
  • Krusty Krab
    Fry cook
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Bikini Bottom
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Bikini Bottom
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