At D.A.R.E. Day today:
Me: Let this girl play on your team please.
Boy: Fine. (Shows girl who is on his team, storms back over and smacks a basketball out of my hand and takes it.)
Me: You wanna give that back now?
Boy (with attitude): Not until you say sorry for putting that girl on my team.
Me: You seem to have forgotten who you are, so let me remind you. You are a four-foot-tall 10-year-old that I am in charge of. Give me the ball NOW.
He gave me the ball and walked away quietly. Kids... :)