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Kerry Doctomum
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Trust Me Mummy, I'm a Doctor: How Your Children Perform Stealth Medical Tests On You.
The whiley creatures you have spurned from your loins are secretly testing you every day. They use their cute facade of chunky thighs and chocolate button eyes to gain your trust whilst using their superior (yet well hidden) intellect to perform research an...
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Summer Dressing: From School Run Mum to Summer Fun
I am a complete pro at the pre-school run but I am going to have to step up my game for the ‘big’ school run i.e. try not to wear something snot stained or have yesterdays socks handing out of my trouser hems. So, my aim is to keep in practical and make me ...
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Storming Those April Showers: Trespass Boys Rainwear Review
Ah, Britain in springtime – Bluebells out in force, the
first hints of sun, visions of being set free from the central heated shackles
of your home and stir crazy children frolicking in the outside…. soon quashed
by the in-betweeny drizzly nature of the wea...
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For once I'm using my skills for good and not parenting evil...please share to #saveournhs  
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I've finally hit publish on this semi serious post about our dear NHS and #juniorcontracts #saveournhs. So here it is Doctors: The (dis) Respected profession

http://www.doctomum.co.uk/2015/10/doctors-disrespected-profession.html
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The moment where you lose you technological best friend, due to total kid annihilation. RIP Laptop in 'Computer says no' http://www.doctomum.co.uk/2015/08/computer-says-no-when-your-children.html
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'Let's face it Daily mail. You are being a bitch'
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10 Passive-Aggressive Ways To Hint At a Mothers' Day Gift
....or any gift receiving occasion for that matter - Birthdays, Christmas or Bat mitzvahs. I'm not picky. Now, it's not all about what the gift for me. I'm not that grabby grabby...but just something, a thought for example, that would count. Or a card.   A ...
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10 Passive-Aggressive Ways To Hint At a Mothers' Day Gift
....or any gift receiving occasion for that matter - birthdays, Christmas or Barmistvas. I'm not picky. Now, it's not all about what the gift for me. I'm not that grabby grabby...but just something, a thought for example, that would count. Or a card. A hand...
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