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All carpet cleaners will have their own top 10 list of things they have found when moving furniture, but here is a list of my favourite items from 2014 (in no particular order) - 

1 - Loom Bands - every house seems to have them, even if there are no children in the house. I think they are actually little aliens that are planning to take over the planet.

2 - A Shotgun - thankfully not loaded

3 - A Used Nappy - Ewwwww

4 - A Used Condom - even more ewwwwwwww

5 - Niall from 1D - not the real one, but a life sized cardboard cutout

6 - A sword - ornamental but still very pointy

7 - A Dead Mouse - more than one in some cases

8 - Teenage Son's Porn Stash - say no more !

9 - Money - sadly not rolls of £20 notes but just small change. All returned to customer.

10 - An Air Rifle - again, not loaded, thankfully.

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I am always seeing guns when I am carpet cleaning. once I cleaned for a swat guy and his bed was full of guns and other stuff. I keep all my guns in a safe
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All carpet cleaners will have their own top 10 list of things they have found when moving furniture, but here is a list of my favourite items from 2014 (in no particular order) - 

1 - Loom Bands - every house seems to have them, even if there are no children in the house. I think they are actually little aliens that are planning to take over the planet.

2 - A Shotgun - thankfully not loaded

3 - A Used Nappy - Ewwwww

4 - A Used Condom - even more ewwwwwwww

5 - Niall from 1D - not the real one, but a life sized cardboard cutout

6 - A sword - ornamental but still very pointy

7 - A Dead Mouse - more than one in some cases

8 - Teenage Son's Porn Stash - say no more !

9 - Money - sadly not rolls of £20 notes but just small change. All returned to customer.

10 - An Air Rifle - again, not loaded, thankfully.

What is your favourite item ?
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Online protest today as HMRC predicts 34,000 SMEs affected by laws from 1st January
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Would you like to pay to get your carpets cleaned twice ? Of course you wouldn't, but that's exactly what happened to a tenant this weekend. Despite their letting agent's recommendations to use Pro-Clean, they decided that they would rather save some money and get it done cheaper. When the job was completed the carpet looked great, so they closed up the flat and handed the keys back. 

Unfortunately, the carpet had been seriously over wetted and not cleaned very well at all, resulting in the most horrendous mouldy smell possible. The dirt had wicked back up the fibres due to incomplete extraction and with the seriously hot weather, mould had formed in the base of the fibres.

The tenant therefore had no option but to pay again to get the carpets back to a reasonable state, sanitised and deodorised in order to get their deposit back.

Don't let this happen to you, get your carpets cleaned by an experienced, trained, insured, CRB checked and trading standards approved professional.
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Outstanding carpet cleaners have one thing in common: an absolute rinsed carpets.  
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Really good day yesterday. We carried out an extreme clean in Leamington, clearing 5 years worth of dirt and grime. Very satisfying indeed.
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And our living room carpet is ready for you after the building work, Neil ( hopefully not as an extreme clean as Leamington...)
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Just a quick question for the Americans out there. We have just completed a 12 hour cleaning marathon at RAF Croughton (a US base in Northamptonshire in the UK). While there we were offered a can of coke and noticed that they are bigger than ours in the UK. Yours are 355 ml and ours are 330 ml. Any idea why, or is it just the old adage that everything in America is bigger ?
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LOL Good day Sir ...
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Book now for a pre-Christmas carpet clean.  We are getting booked up in December, so call now :)
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Job Vacancy :- We have a part time position available that would suit an outgoing, physically fit person. Initially, we are looking at 2 – 3 days per week (work load dependant), with potential for more hours in the future. Applicants will preferably 30+ (due to van insurance costs) have a full, clean driving licence and be willing to be flexible with working days. Closing date for applications – Friday 20th June. Please contact Neil for full job spec and further details. 

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    1994
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