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Josh Odegard
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Watch porn, save the planet. I'm doing my part, are you? http://goo.gl/dbxG2l
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Ladies & Gentlemen (mostly ladies), it looks like it's not my fault, I have a medical condition! I may or may not have frontal lobe damage, but either way I appear to suffer from Witzelsucht, or more specifically, Hypersexuality! Witzelsucht is a set of rare neurological symptoms characterized by a tendency to make puns, or tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations. A less common symptom is hypersexuality, the tendency to make sexual comments at inappropriate times or situations. Patients do not understand that their behavior is unnatural, therefore are nonresponsive to others' reactions. This disorder is most commonly seen in patients with frontal lobe damage, particularly right frontal lobe tumors or trauma. http://goo.gl/jTvnhC
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New favorite trophy : Dallas Police Bobblehead! http://goo.gl/hLj7Mi
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Happy National Cherry Cheesecake Day! I didn't know it existed, but I'm sure as hell celebrating! The box says 8 servings, but there's clearly only 2-4 of them. Who wants a piece before it's gone?!? http://goo.gl/QzFFZa
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Listen to it. Learn it. Love it. Thank me later. Also, screw you UNSI and your over-paid, under-trained "support" department! http://goo.gl/m99iee
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Good luck to everyone running the Boston Marathon tomorrow morning - Julie, Logan, Lea, Kara, Ellen, RunWestin, and I'm sure that I'm forgetting some others. Just remember that you are more than a Bib Number, and this is more than a race. Enjoy the experience, and remember it forever. And when it's over, whether you finish in 2 hours or 5 hours, I hope you feel like Logan appears to feel in this finish. If anyone wants to watch the race or track runners live, use the following links http://watchlive.baa.org/ http://universalsports.com/ http://boston.r.mikatiming.de/2014/?pid=tracking http://goo.gl/5WOCAf
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Pretty sure that this is a conversation that I would have had with myself in my head. Another win for the internet! http://goo.gl/ZQXNeF
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This. Just, this. http://goo.gl/7VpeCl
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He fools, we're going to Rack Daddy's (On Coit, just north of Campbell) tonight. This is a public mass-invite, so don't get pissy if you don't get a personal invitation (You 3 know who you are). Free food buffet at 7:30pm, $3 wells all night, $3 anything behind the bar + free pool from til 10pm, and a free $50 ping pong tournament at 10pm. Oh, and it's smoke-free! So come shoot some pool and watch me Forrest Gump someone's ass. Leave a comment or TXT/Call me if you're coming. Feel free to tag someone in a comment if you want to invite them. http://goo.gl/SpfjOD
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