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Comfort , I see you are a Christian.....
I am happy for you with your knowledge of our Lord and Savior.....good luck to you in your life and career......
A brave woman you are.....
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Read this telling tale that reveals a lot about the deluded mind of the progressive liberal.  It appears they really believe this stuff.

"... After the inspired and historic leadership of President Obama, ..."
"... the fresh faced, raw talent in Barack Obama..."
"... Barack Obama wins because he inspires us. He raises our heart rate and makes us see the best of each other and ourselves...
"... I fault no one for making $25 million on paid speeches..."
"... the GOP base is fired up. They are rabid, foaming at the mouth and racing to do whatever is needed to get one of their own back to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue..."

To the credit of the writer, he does see the failure that Hillary is.  Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then.
It isn't like Hillary was the fresh new upstart even in 2008. In fact, she was the renowned name, the unsinkable ship, and the candidate to beat. Even then, with the Clinton machine and virtually unlimited financial support, she was beat.
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+Meg Tupaz have a problem dickface?
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Won't matter which puppet they put in, now.
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The Fergusonites cleaned up the St. Michael Brown memorial trash pile that was in the middle of the street.  Local thugs threatened the news people covering the clean up event.  Then they installed a permanent bronze plaque in the sidewalk at that location memorializing St. Michael Brown.  Wasting more time and money for a dead thug.  It's just a matter of time before someone pries the plaque out of the concrete and sells it for scrap.
FERGUSON, Mo. (AP) _ A plaque and metallic likeness of a dove have been installed in Michael Brown's memory near the spot where the unarmed, black 18-year-old was shot and killed last summer by a w...
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+Mark Boblett Good morning to you all,i  just wake up and saw your nice comments,thank you,so educative.
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A  Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth.

He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.  Last night, I beat the hell out of a Muslim"

The priest says, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
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Yippie hell yes
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A condensed history of mankind revealing the evolution of Conservatives and Liberals

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals.

2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.

That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before deleting it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.  And there you have it.  Let your next action reveal your true self.
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+Paul Stephens YOU TELL ME PRES HAHAHAGASPLMAO
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Sarcasm isn't always the best approach.
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+Harold Jones You're proof the gerbil ate your brain, or what was left of it after having it rammed by your loverman!!! LOL I'll try this again, who's side will you take when the Muslims throw gays off of buildings in the USA? I wish you would go and visit Deerborne Michigan and take the building toss challenge!!! LOL
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Does he realize who he will be getting as a Mother-In-Law??
Felix Kiprono is a lawyer from Kenya who is in love with Malia Obama, and wants to marry her, so he's decided to ask Barrack for her hand in marriage.  However, he's not...
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+Theo Von Druessel I just tagged Dana in on that, we'll see if the Gleaming Gummy Harold shows up!!! LOL
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+Doug Shaw if I had to sleep with that, I'd be on the sofa every night.
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ISIS in control of the Syrian historic site of Palmyra.  Archeologists fear they will destroy it.
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Harold Jones  comes home from work one afternoon to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her,
only to come home on the second night to find his spouse sitting in the kitchen, snarfing up some pizza.

"You're alive!" he cries. "Where have you been all this time?"

"These four men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week," she replied.

"But you've only been gone two days...."

"Yeah, well I'm just here to get something to eat."
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LMAO +Doug Shaw, I can hardly wait for that blossom! She may explode on live TV.
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Soon, I hope, but of course, there are a bunch of hand wringing liberals who will be working diligently to "save" the murdering dirtbag.
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A couple of weeks in population....
He should be begging for the death penalty....
Unless of course.........he enjoys special attention !
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