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Steven Mittler
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Silly voices and silly writing
Silly voices and silly writing

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Gonna Take a Paranormal Journey
This post will freak out a lot of people. It contains information many will not believe. That’s okay. I have been called weird (and other names) all my life. My childhood friend Eleanor Hayward even made a point of approaching me on the playground and telli...

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Black Time for "Wrinkle"
By the gold chains of Mr. T! Hollywood is once again birthing an abomination. To quote Arnold Rimmer: “You filthy piece of distended rectum.” How odious of you to once again take a classic piece of literature, ‘re-imagine’ it (as you call it – more like rew...

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2 Ways to Edit Faster in Audacity
Long form voice work such as audio books or e-learning modules can be a pain to edit, but if you employ either of these two editing techniques it will cut your editing time (and pain) down dramatically. Method One: The Long Track 1. Start recording. (Why no...

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The truth is finally being told to the public.

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The Nominees Are ...
My wife and I enjoy Doctor Who, British comedians, and playing games. We often combine all three by playing ‘spot the comedian’ on Doctor Who. Rufus Hound is the winner of the most finger-pointing-at-the-screen followed by cries of “Oh. Oh. That’s – that’s ...

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Pirate Cats
sploosh Me: (running into the bathroom) What was that? What are you two doing now? Cat 1: Arr. We be pirate cats. Me: Pirate cats? Cat 1: Arr. Yep. Me: Why is that one wet? Cat 1: She had to walk the plank. Cat 2: She kicked me into the toilet. Cat 1: She...

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Laundro-Cats
Me: (setting down bag of laundry) Okay, the laundry is done. Cat 1: Oh, a fresh bag of softy freshies. Me: Get out of the laundry, please. (Picks up Cat 1) Cat 2: Oh, a new bed. I must investigate. Me: (Putting down Cat 1 to turn to Cat 2) Get out of the la...

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Free Templates for Amazon and Smashwords
It is enough for indie authors to squeeze creativity out of their brains and onto paper, without having to worry about things like formatting their work for upload to Smashwords or Amazon. Save a few coins and spend it on a real editor. Smashwords and Amazo...
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