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Kris Silva
Attended Miskatonic U.
Lives in Tucson,
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A paen to awful films, and the goobs who love them.
As a kid, I watched the UHF station channel 44 in Tampa many a summer afternoon and evening, and the highlight for me was a show called Creature Feature. A dapper older gent, made up like Bela Lugosi trying really hard to be ...
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Awwwwww yeaahhhh! Can't wait!
I am very pleased to present the cover, blurb, and first teaser for Goddamned Freaky Monsters: The Tome of Bill, part 5 Coming soon! There are reasons we fear the night. Now he’s trying to stop them. Three months have pass...
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New blog post! About horror cliches, eating people for fun and profit, and my new story...
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Have to admit: love Geddy, I'm fine with his voice (and he HAS toned it down as he's aged)...but the soul patch? Of course, it would totally fit his sense of humor to wear it ironically. I'm hoping it's that.

You left off the INTRO to American Woman, which makes it clear tge song IS a Vietnam War protest! : D You made me laugh anyway.

And Bieber? FUCK that guy sideways with a barbed wire toque!
I like Canada. It's a country that has a lot of great things to offer, such as hockey, William Shatner, free health care, the Kids in the Hall and poutine. (And if you haven't tried poutine, you should probably take a good ha...
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Looking up the intro to "American Woman" would have required more work than just looking for the video on YouTube. It's more than it's worth for a song I don't even like.
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Twenty...Ah, Hell...A BUNCH Of Funny Tweets Derek Re-Tweeted This Week
Hey, kids! It's time for another steaming pile of the funniest tweets I've seen on Twitter in the last week! As I write this, I have no idea how many I'll be throwing at you, but I have promised myself that the cap is going to be twenty. Not a single tweet ...
Hey, kids! It's time for another steaming pile of the funniest tweets I've seen on Twitter in the last week! As I write this, I have no idea how many I'll be throwing at you, but I have promised myself that the cap is going t...
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IT'S ALL HOT AN IT HURTS N STUFF
As a kid, I watched the UHF station channel 44 in Tampa many
a summer afternoon and evening, and the highlight for me was a show called Creature Feature . A dapper older gent, made up like Bela Lugosi trying really
hard to be a Cure-loving goth with slicked...
As a kid, I watched the UHF station channel 44 in Tampa many a summer afternoon and evening, and the highlight for me was a show called Creature Feature. A dapper older gent, made up like Bela Lugosi trying really hard to be ...
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New steampunk chapter! A chunk of rock can be the deadliest thing known to man...so it's best if a woman handles it.
Vonken crumpled before Holly could take a single step toward him. The Krakenpilot tilted his head a moment, viewing the pile of limbs and green fabric, then raised eyes more suited to a dweller of the depths to Holly. She rai...
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WENDIGOGO
Horror drinking games are easy: sip when the
teenagers/friends/soldiers split up to look around the creepy old
cabin/mansion/space station. Sip when someone goes outside to see what that
noise was. Cat jumps out at someone seconds before the actual Big Uggy...
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Extra Super-Super Bonus Tweet
Okay...I know I just posted a bunch of tweets, but I saw this one a few minutes ago, and I had to share it, especially for you musicians out there. A musician replies to an ad from a restaurant looking for a band to play for free 'to promote their work'. #g...
Okay...I know I just posted a bunch of tweets, but I saw this one a few minutes ago, and I had to share it, especially for you musicians out there. A musician replies to an ad from a restaurant looking for a band to play for...
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Dreamer.
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Odd fiction crafting. Cat bathing. Squees set off car alarms a block away.
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Tucson,
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Tampa - Asheville, NC
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Author of steampunk oddities & niche erotica. Draws for fun & friends.
Introduction
If you were at Theatre AUM in the early '90s and heard someone in the grid cussing a blue streak and beating the hell out of a stuck Fresnel with a C-wrench, that was me.

Cult author in the making. I just need an isolated Victorian house and a wine cellar for all my vict...wine. I mean wine.
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I'm not as think as you weird I am. Worse, it is.
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  • Miskatonic U.
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