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Bill Gilbert
Attended Lenape Valley RHS
Lived in Netcong, NJ
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Kick Ass Country!!!
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After 118 hours, electricity flows through the residence again.
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Well, my parents are only about 1/8 mile away and they had power, so I showered there and brought my frozen stuff there. Didn't have much in the fridge to lose because I usually go food shopping Sundays.

Some nights, I ate with them. Some nights was out with my girlfriend, so we'd stop somewhere for dinner. Dunkin' Donuts was my beverage of choice day and night.

What really sucked was having to go out for coffee in the morning instead of having it at home. That plus leaving my phone in the car for a couple hours to charge....
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I'm here at Mishnock & Friends Fall 2011 Country Dance Weekend!!!
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Aaahhh ok didn't know who you were referring too. My bad 
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Henry: [answering phone] MASH 4077th, Colonel Blake here. When? How? Wow!
Radar: [curious about the phone call] What is it?
Henry: [covers phone] Oh, a Korean national on a bicycle, his family, their furniture and a pig made a bad turn and sent one of our ambulances over an embankment.
[on phone]
Henry: Was anyone hurt? Yeah? Yeah.
[covers phone]
Henry: Well, they pulled six business girls out of the ambulance, they're ok, but the General's dead. He's been killed.
[on phone]
Henry: General Who? Kelly?
Radar: Wow!
Henry: General Kelly's been killed!
Hawkeye: You'd think the girls would have broken his fall!
Henry: Lord, he was just here! Well, what's he doing in an ambulance? I didn't know he was sick!
Wortman: [takes phone from Col. Blake] Colonel Wortman here, General Kelly's aide. Now listen carefully, this is an order. Take the General's body, put it in a Jeep, and drive it up to G sector.
Radar: Uh, sir, there's no fighting there, just diarrhea.
Wortman: [covers phone] I'll provide the fighting.
[on phone]
Wortman: Get on with it!
[talking to Radar again]
Wortman: Get me Kimpo Air Base. I want a squadron of jets. And get me the Navy for some offshore bombardment. Major General Robert "Iron Guts" Kelly is gonna perish in a full-scale, blazing, all-out glorious, star-spangled bannered death.
Henry: [walks over to talk to Hawkeye and Trapper] Hey guys.
Trapper: Yes, Henry.
Henry: Is he talking about killing a General who's already dead?
Trapper: That's right, Henry.
Henry: Well, uh, isn't that sort of crazy?
Wortman: [on phone] And rockets! I want plenty of rockets!
Hawkeye: That's for the red glare.
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Kick-Ass Night tonight at the Colorado Cafe tonight. Great to see most of the ThunderBoltz raising Hell on the dance floor, too.
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Hawkeye: Nurse, you're out of uniform.
Nurse: Where?
Hawkeye: How 'bout my tent in five minutes.
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Dancing, drinking, dancing, drinking, and chasing women..... if I chase drinking women does that eliminate one process?
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Chase drinking women. It's like herding; Sometimes they get trapped in dark corners and are helpless.
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Colorado Cafe Tonight!!! Boot Scootin' Honky Tonkin' fun!!!

It's the Original American Saturday Night Country Dance Party!!! Come on down!
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Frank: I don't believe you did it. Officers don't steal.
Hawkeye: Right.
B.J.: We don't go to the toilet either.
Hawkeye: We just explode when we're 50.
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Colorado Cafe tonight! The hottest Country Dancing in the Northeast!!!!

http://www.coloradocafe.com
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Kickin' night tonight at the Cafe, even the drunk bachelorettes weren't completely out of hand!
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I'm a Country Western DJ Masquerading as a Custodian
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Netcong, NJ - Stanhope, NJ - New Jersey
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I ain't no Konverse Kowboy.
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I'm the DJ responsible for your tired knees and aching feet at the end of a Saturday night at the Colorado Cafe.
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  • Lenape Valley RHS
    1982
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Wild Bill