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Tristram Guy
I learn all the rules....and then break some
I learn all the rules....and then break some
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You are getting everything you deserve right now based on the person you are being and the decisions you have made. You will continue to get the same thing. You will not get a different result unless you become a different person by habit and by action

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Don't expect a perfect love from any of your close ones...
Just show them what it is

Friends are like fishes.
You have to sit patiently for a
long time to catch a good one.
Just like I caught you.
so better stay nice
otherwise I will FRY u...;)

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dis iz awful :/ if you cant handle da responsibility of children, keep it in you frigging pants.thx God those two men could pull da baby out

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Your Future Depend On Your Dreams,
So Go To Sleeeeeeeeepppp :-)

A Chinese guy calls to U.S..

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh ......God!!!!

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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing

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I really hate when someone wake me up while I'm dreaming ... and you?
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