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Jennifer Halsey
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others - Ayn Rand
A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others - Ayn Rand

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We've got a few running several flavors, Ubuntu 12.04 on the main computer, a couple of Xubuntu netbooks, and a couple of Edubuntu laptops for the kids.  We've been home users since 5.04 and we'd be lost without Full Circle.

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Pirates Band of Misfits was a really cute movie with lots of "British" music & humor; but this song was too good not to add to the collection. +Ryan Halsey +Jessica Neander 

I think Twisted Panties would be an excellent name for a band.

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If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.


Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on ...

Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the Seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

#Unix   #DOS   #MAC   #Windows   #Linux  

Thanks for the rain Mother Nature, but it would have been nice if you'd given me a heads up before I watered the garden.
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