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Tony Dickins
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With ever higher energy costs and CO² emissions being a serious problem for the planet, I have decided to tackle the problem head on. I have put a lot of thought into the matter and come up with an invention which should go some way to solving this major problem.

The Personal Electricity Generator, or PEG (patent pending) for short is a three part device best used when one or more people gather together for pleasure. Part A of the PEG is a glove (part A) cunningly threaded with copper wire and connected to directly to either an electrical appliance, battery, or via transformer connected to the National Grid. The second component (part B) is a magnetic sleeve which is a applied on or over the persons private parts. Part C is an indicator light and hooter attached to the helmet or the wearer. Some models incorporate an output voltage meter.

Operating instructions:
For best result from the (patent pending) PEG please ensure operator is wearing rubber boots to insulate him/her self from the ground. The wearer straps part B to the appropriate private part and dons part A to (Left or Right hand or both for ambidextrous double output) making sure the cables have been properly connected. The wearer now oscillates arm, wrist or elbow over the aforementioned member.

Once sufficient speed of oscillation is achieved the light goes on and the horn (part C) plays the appropriate national anthem.

Caution:
Do not connect the terminals in the wrong direction.

Note: A pedal operated version is under development. This will be available when the inventor is released from hospital.
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Tony took his fish to the chippy and asked if they sold fish cakes
"Yes"
Well,stick a candle in one,it's his birthday.
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Aydian Christine's profile photo
Dana Bob's profile photo
Will Dickins's profile photo
Jeanie Dickins's profile photo
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Semi Retired Designer and Printer
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  • All my Clients
    I'm in charge . . ., 1963 - present
  • Art-and-Images.co.uk (Own)
    Semi Retired Designer and Printer, present
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I have run my own design company since 1963.
I now just dabble in 3d and Flash movies.

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Southampton, UK
Previously
London, During WWII