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是「反共爛仔」,不是「民主鬥士」。
是「反共爛仔」,不是「民主鬥士」。

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[廣東話注意]

今日上深圳,過海關
過大陸海關時被扣押
扣押左成個鐘...
事源系咁既:
港澳居民得一條隊,
前面每個都要check成幾分鐘,
到我果時佢就叫我除眼鏡,
除完咁我又戴返,佢又叫我再除,
來來回回搞左幾分鐘都未肯俾我過,
後面d人已經開始爆粗話做咩咁耐,
佢都仲系吾肯俾我過,仲要我出示埋香港身分證,
咁我就講左句「身分證都要睇?痴線架?」
然後都仲系吾俾我過,仲叫埋其他人尼押我走,
仲收晒我d身分證同回鄉卡,
跟住就開始話我講粗口,要翻查錄像,
一查就查左成個鐘,
之後就有人問我:你剛剛是不是講了一句痴線?
我:系有講,不過痴線都系粗口?
佢:我們入境人員聽了覺得不舒服
我:乜痴線都系粗口咩?
佢:根據中華人民共和國XXXX法,辱罵入境人員最高罰款1000元及監禁三日
然後佢就叫我道歉,我就話好,
我就講左句Sorry,佢話吾可以講英文,
我就講對吾住,佢叫我用普通話,
我話我吾識講普通話,然後個入境人員好似好委屈咁接受左我道歉,
之後先肯放我走

各位香港人以後過關小心d,
千奇吾好講野俾佢錄到音,
原來一句痴線都系粗口!
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哎喲,日日報侵帝衰野查乜查物
點知希拉莉同克林頓基金會鐵證如山通俄

之前啲「俄羅斯黑客影響大選」,
再查清好喎,可能係希拉莉出術喎

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