Dear Everyone on Google+: I do not want to see your dick, your vagina, or your tits. I have no problem with nudity, but that does not mean I want my inbox filled with your "self-portraits". Get a tumblr if you want to show that shit off. Keep it out of my inbox.
Dear Elizabeth I hope you had your fun today with everyone else. I'm sorry but I don't think that I was one of the people you were sending this email to but if you would like we could exchange emails if you would like just to see how we get along with each other ok. Sincerely yours Matthew
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